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hilarious organization secret
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies. Robert Conquest
hilarious years ems
All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years. Sarah Palin
hilarious husband tvs
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. Wendy Liebman
hilarious ego accepted
Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest. Willard Scott
hilarious country europe
I thought Europe was a country? Kellie Pickler
hilarious sex
You can't take anything like that seriously. I mean, sex is pretty hilarious anyway. Siouxsie Sioux
hilarious way funny-one-liner
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Emo Philips
hilarious gay judging
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive? Ellen DeGeneres
hilarious himself moments overcome surrounded together
It made for some hilarious moments to see him and his friends try to overcome these issues. He surrounded himself with his friends who had no idea how to put together anything like this. Jeff Newman
mistaken
I have so often been mistaken that I no longer blush for it Napoleon Bonaparte
mistaken impeccable
Poe is the only impeccable writer. He was never mistaken. Paul Valery
mistaken
I have the courage to be mistaken. Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
mistaken
The shooters had mistaken me for someone else. Daddy Yankee
obscene prioritize public safety scare
I just think it's obscene to scare the public with public safety cuts. They need to prioritize the budget.
obscene position question word
The word 'vagina' is not an obscene word and we're not in a position to question the First Amendment.
obscene rates relation risk sound
The rates as obscene as they may sound are, in relation to the risk, nothing.
parenting past parenthood
What lingers from the parent's individual past, unresolved or incomplete, often becomes part of her or his irrational parenting. Virginia Satir
parenting giving may
You may give them your love, but not your thoughts. For they have their own thoughts. Khalil Gibran
parenting yesterday bows-and-arrows
For life goes not backward, nor tarries with yesterday.
parenting should-have names
I became a firefighter because I wanted to save people. But I should have been more specific. I should have named names. Jodi Picoult
parenting inspire difficult
The thing about parenting rules is there aren't any. That's what makes it so difficult. Ewan McGregor
parenting motherhood thank-god
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. Joan Rivers
parenting doors healthy
If [Sean] doesn't see me a few days or if I'm really, really busy, and I just sort of get a glimpse of him, or if I'm feeling depressed without him even seeing me, he sort of picks up on it. And he starts getting that way. So I can no longer afford to have artistic depressions. If I start wallowing in a depression, he'll start coming down with stuff, so I'm sort of obligated to keep up. And sometimes I can't, because something will make me depressed and sure as hell he'll get a cold or trap his finger in a door or something, and so now I have sort of more reason to stay healthy or bright... John Lennon
parenting resources site
I set up the site because, at the time, there weren't many parenting resources online,
parenting people young
There are no experienced young people. Time makes experience. Aristotle