Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Gates

Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.

Ally Carter

It's not Cam's fault," Bex told her. "We rigged her bed so that if she gets up, I get an electric shock." "Liz designed it," Macey said, and Bex shrugged "We told you we were taking precautions." Of course. Because at Gallagher Academy, "precautions" usually equals "voluntary shock therapy".

Matthew Broderick

I've done photo shoots where they wanted to put me in a lizard skin suit,

Elizabeth Gilbert

But vegetarians can eat this...Because intestines aren't even meat, Liz. They're just sh$*.

Dominick Dunne

If you ever hear anybody refer to Elizabeth Taylor as Liz Taylor, you can be pretty sure the person doesn’t know her.

Ally Carter

I also packed explosives." -Liz

Rick Riordan

Being turned into a lizard can really mess up your day.

Juvenal

Who'd bear to hear the Gracchi chide sedition?

Rob Corddry

I don't feel rivalry. I'm the least competitive person you'll meet ever, to a fault.

Truman Capote

He’d always been willing to confess his faults, for, by admitting them, it was as if he made them no longer exist.

William Wordsworth

For youthful faults ripe virtues shall atone.

Valentino Garavani

I love my beauty. It's not my fault.

Samuel Richardson

It is much easier to find fault with others, than to be faultless ourselves.

Robert Southwell

Shun delays, they breed remorse;Take thy time while time is lent thee;Creeping snails have weakest force,Fly their fault lest thou repent thee.Good is best when soonest wrought,Linger'd labours come to nought.

Robert Louis Stevenson

If you want a person's faults, go to those who love him. They will not tell you, but they know.

Tyga

I know it's my fault I should've gave more.