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witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witty cutting winning
HENRY: Now it is necessary to court her, and win her, and put on this clean dressing gown, and cut my various nails, and drink something that will kill the millions of germs in my mouth, and say something flattering, and be witty and bonny, and hale and kinky, all just to ease this wrinkle in the groin. It seems a high price. Donald Barthelme
witty time watches
The days of the digital watch are numbered. Tom Stoppard
witty truth honesty
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
witty mad people
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone. Tina Fey
witty powerful humorous
Criticism is prejudice made plausible. H. L. Mencken
witty women laughing
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. Irvin S. Cobb
witty circles political
It doesn't matter where we begin the personal/political circle, but it matters desperately that we complete it. Gloria Steinem
witty political six-months
I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here. Harry S Truman
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humor way world
Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. Ludwig Wittgenstein
too-much bits
I'm a bit of a glutton - I eat too much of all that is good to eat. Rene Redzepi
too-much exit trouble
Act smarter than you are and always know where your exit is in case you get into too much trouble. Vanilla Ice
too-much type limelight
I'm not the type of person who dwells too much on bad things. Betsey Johnson
too-much littles manners
Better too much form than too little. Richard Whately
too-much likeable humans
Most human beings are quite likable if you don't see too much of them. Robert Wilson Lynd
too-much trouble
The trouble with me is that I like to talk too much. William Howard Taft
too-much enough ifs
If nobody has too much, everybody will have enough. Robert Green Ingersoll
too-much helping enough
Live and let live is not enough; live and help live is not too much. Orison Swett Marden
too-much events said
Even when nothing happens, everything seems too much for me. What can be said, then, in the presence of an event, any event? Emile M. Cioran