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humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break. Greg Evans
humorous feelings trials
At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings. Woody Allen
humorous names letters
Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
humorous believe practice
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. William F. Buckley, Jr.
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
humorous people looks
Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you know who are impeccably groomed... but dull? William Bernbach
humorous cutting garden
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop. What! no soap? So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Grand Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all fell to playing the game of catch as catch can, till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots. Samuel Foote
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
eyes open wide
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
eyes fire wants
He (Wallace) has fire in his eyes and wants go out a a winner.
eyes football friend greatest neighbor player
He was a warrior, a neighbor and a friend ... In the eyes of many he was the greatest football player of all time. Paul Tagliabue
eyes mean open reality seems
Reality seems so simple. We just open our eyes and there it is. But that doesn't mean it is simple. Teller
eyes invent mouth
What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth
eyes stars twilight
Her eyes as stars of twilight fair;Like twilight's, too, her dusky hair. . . . William Wordsworth
eyes stars twilight
Her eyes as stars of twilight fair; Like twilight's, too, her dusky hair. . . .
eyes frequency golf likes open reasonable
Golf likes to come to St Andrews with reasonable frequency and when the eyes of the world are on St Andrews it does the Open a lot of good.
eye knows maybe
He's always a gentleman. Or maybe he just knows that it's important to keep your eye on your enemy.
sarcasm wife pedestal
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
sarcasm irony argument
Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument. Rufus Choate
sarcasm men differences
Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm. William Hazlitt
sarcasm men vices
It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues. Jonathan Swift
sarcasm glasses world
Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own; which is the chief reason for that kind reception it meets with in the world, and that so very few are offended with it.
sarcasm doctors needs
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor John Cleese
sarcasm want stay-with-me
Stay with me; I want to be alone Joey Lauren Adams
sarcasm lasts jace
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. Cassandra Clare
sarcasm lips cynicism
Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized. Mark Twain