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funny sarcastic yield
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funny humorous soul
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funny humorous expectations
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funny humorous rolling
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funny humorous majority
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funny humorous thinking
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good-day legs skiing
David Hyde Pierce We can't control what the ratings will be. It's like, if you're going to go skiing, do you hope you'll have a good day of skiing? Yes. Do you hope you won't break your leg? Yes.
good-day self saving-money
Chanakya For good days one should save money, women should be protected even if it takes the money saved. But for self preservation the money and the women should be sacrificed!!
good-day everyday paint
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good-day topics economy
Bob Beauprez A good day for Barack Obama is anytime the dominant topic of discussion is anything but the economy.
good-day native-american gone
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Native Americans say, "It's a good day to die," and samurai live their life to die honorably, so that kind of energy creates a certain mindset of reactiveness with control to a point. And after that, it's gone.
good-day men done
Benjamin Franklin This gave me occasion to observe, that when Men are employ'd they are best contented. For on the Days they work'd they were good-natur'd and chearful; and with the consciousness of having done a good Days work they spent the Evenings jollily; but on the idle Days they were mutinous and quarrelsome, finding fault with their Pork, the Bread, and in continual ill-humour. (Autobiography, 1771)
good-day bad-day essence
Arthur Golden Anyone can have a good day. The question is what do you do on a bad day. That's when you're being tested. In a very tangible sense, a bad day shows your innermost essence more than a good day.
good-day play people
Benny Goodman To this day, I don't like people walking on stage not looking good. You have to look good. If you feel special about yourself then you're going to play special.
good-day bad-day thinking
Bob Uecker I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as I've enjoyed doing the games. I don't ever go to the park where I don't have a good day. I don't like losing. But I don't think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I don't think once.
night ballet all-night
Alan Jay Lerner I could have danced all night!
night years people
Alan Clark The only solution is to kill 600 people in one night. Let the UN and Bill Clinton and everyone else make a scene - and it is over for 20 years.
night clubs arena
Al Jourgensen I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena.
night opening casts
Al Hirschfeld The opening-night audience is mostly friends of the cast and backers of the show, and they cometo applaud their money.
night spirit taboo
Chris Abani Elvis, stop dat! You know it is taboo to whistle at night. You will attract a spirit.
night men play
Chick Corea I got a chance to listen to and watch Thelonious Monk and his quartet play two shows a night, for six weeks. It was a great education. There was my university, man.
night two house
Edward Hoagland Black bears, though, are not fearsome. I encountered one on the road to my house in Vermont, alone at night. I picked up two stones just in case, but I wasn't afraid of him. I felt a hunter's exhilaration and a brotherly feeling.
night hands looks
Edith Stein And when night comes, and you look back over the day and see how fragmentary everything has been, and how much you planned that has gone undone, and all the reasons you have to be embarrassed and ashamed: just take everything exactly as it is, put it in God's hands and leave it with Him.
night soup wanting-more
Eddie Huang Soup dumplings, sitcoms, one-night stands--good ones leave you wanting more.