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cutting looks use
Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs! Aziz Ansari
cutting guy library
There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall. Al Yankovic
cutting average years
Cutting taxes for very high income people an average of more than $100,000 a year for people that make more than a million dollars a year is not an effective way to get the economy going. Austan Goolsbee
cutting president taxes
When President George W. Bush cut taxes, he cut them for everyone. Ari Fleischer
cutting afterlife personality
Everyone fears the cut of the blade. It doesn't matter after that. I know the spirit survives as there is so much evidence of the survival of the personality in the afterlife. Dan Aykroyd
cutting men mustache
A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it. Billy Childish
cutting tables sake
In business we cut each others' throats, but now and then we sit around the same table and behave-for the sake of the ladies. Aristotle Onassis
cutting sound beam
Sense is our helmet, wit is but the plume; The plume exposes, 'tis our helmet saves. Sense is the diamond, weighty, solid, sound; When cut by wit, it casts a brighter beam; Yet, wit apart, it is a diamond still. Edward Young
cutting pressure clinton
I opposed Clinton's budget deal in 1997 because he brought in $115 billion cut in Medicare that created greater pressure for providers not to participate. Dave Obey
knives dull saying-nothing
You're like a dull knife, just ain't cuttin', just talkin' loud and saying nothing James Brown
knives made shorts
You made your own jean shorts...with a butter knife? Richelle Mead
knives bread
Someone once told me that religion is like a knife: You can stab someone with it, or you can slice bread with it. Vera Farmiga
knives use staff
One had a knife. But I had a staff and was trained to use it. Robin Hobb
knives bores-you people
I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife. Louise Brooks
knives years skins
I can understand going for Botox at 45-50, when you want to keep things in place. But I don't understand 25 year olds going for Botox or under the knife. You don't require it. Your skin is fresh, young. Why would you do that to yourself? Kajol
knives self handle
Being angry is like picking up a knife with no handle: it is self-harming. Koo Stark
knives utensils kind
What kind of knife is this?” Locke held a rounded buttering utensil up for Chains’ inspection. “It’s all wrong. You couldn’t kill anyone with this. Scott Lynch
knives gone facelifts
I can 100 percent tell you that I have not gone under the surgeon's knife or had a facelift. Shane Warne
comedian life people political politics word
Sometimes people say I'm a political comedian, which, actually I'm not. I'm a comedian who sometimes discusses politics, culture - again, the word 'politics' to me is just life. Janeane Garofalo
comedian since
I've probably wanted to be a rapper since I was a teenager. I was an actor and comedian and stuff, but I always wanted to rap, it was another outlet. Jamie Kennedy
comedian hours brands
Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. Aziz Ansari
comedian music-love i-love-music
I love music. I've always wanted to do music, even when I started out as a comedian. Jamie Foxx
comedian
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets." Brad Williams
comedian all-time all-time-favorite
Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians. Aubrey Plaza
comedian used stills
I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone. Adam Sandler
comedian done clubs
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not. Doug Stanhope
comedian pay clubs
I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. Tom Green