![The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, "Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your head!!"](/assets/img/quote-photos/the-ultimate-objective-of-comedy-is-to-get-a-laugh-so-if-you-can-get-a-laugh-o.jpg)
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stupid giving mind
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stupidity honor intellectual
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cutting men creating
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cutting people feelings
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cutting soul progress
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