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sarcasm extremely-funny form
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny. Cecelia Ahern
sarcasm gun thinking
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. Eddie Izzard
sarcasm magic trouble
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
sarcasm chaos
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos. Antonin Artaud
sarcasm long enough
You have delighted us long enough. Jane Austen
sarcasm flattery form
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. Benjamin Franklin
sarcasm one-thing i-can
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously. Ashleigh Brilliant
sarcasm past action
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
sarcasm want brilliant
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
knives able firsts
I was able to first snap the radius and then within another few minutes snap the ulna at the wrist and from there, I had the knife out and applied the tourniquet and went to task. It was a process that took about an hour. Aron Ralston
knives appreciate important
[There are m]oral precepts that we consider really important, such as 'don't pick your nose' or 'don't eat peas with a knife'. There may, for ought I know, be admirable reasons for eating peas with a knife, but . . . early persuasion has made me completely incapable of appreciating them. Bertrand Russell
knives doors kicking
I have the greatest picture of Ted [Danson]. That was a big caper: There was one person [opening] the door with a butter knife and another person kicking the door in so I could get a photo. He's decapitated, but totally nude. And he's really well-endowed. Bebe Neuwirth
knives scar slips
My back is so scar-tissued that you couldn't find a place to slip a knife. David Lange
knives steak
Never lick a steak knife. Dave Barry
knives mad wife
Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards. Charles Stuart Calverley
knives expression spoons
It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife. Alanis Morissette
knives patterns stuff
If rape or arson, poison or the knife Has wove no pleasing patterns in the stuff Of this drab canvas we accept as life - It is because we are not bold enough! Charles Baudelaire
knives want use
If you want to kill yourself, do not use us as your knife. Catherynne M. Valente
voice benefits reason
The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally. Bill Hicks
voice bereavement littles
Cordelia! stay a little. Ha! What is't thou say'st? Her voice was ever soft. William Shakespeare
voices
I feel it's very important to let individual writers' voices come through. But the character has to be consistent. Paul Lieberstein
voices
I thought of the voices as... something a little different from aliens. I thought of them more like angels... It's really my subconscious talking, it was really that... I know that now. John Nash
voices
I have no new voices - they've all been used. Hank Azaria
voice numbers echoes
Rumour doth double, like the voice and echo, The numbers of the feared.
voice littles speak
I'll speak in a monstrous little voice.
voices
I think I do too many voices in these shows. I think it's because we have trouble getting voice talent. Mike Judge
voice
He was really cool, ... We really connected. His voice just aches. Chris Isaak