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witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty silence ornaments
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have. Woody Allen
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm. Woody Allen
witty self-esteem humorous
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka. Woody Allen
witty fool
A fool and his words are soon parted. William Shenstone
witty years ideas
I was so amazingly witty when I had the No. 1 movie, you have no idea. People laughed at every single one of my jokes. Then when I hadn't had a hit for three or four years, some of these same people pretended they didn't see me when I walked in the room. Rebecca De Mornay
tongue
I will not do that thing with my tongue Nancy Cartwright
tongue body submit
What the tongue has promised, the body must submit to. Rex Stout
tongue world wanted
He was the only person in the world she was tongue-tied around, and yet the only person she really wanted to talk to. Sarah Addison Allen
tongue pathos wit
Humor is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
tongue reverse ought
The microspeed of the tongue ought to be always slightly less than the microspeed of the thoughts and certainly not ever the reverse. Yevgeny Zamyatin
tongue teeth littles
I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth. Jonathan Swift
tongue poison proof
Malicious tongues spread their poison abroad and nothing here below is proof against them. Moliere
tongue fool
A fool cannot hold his tongue. Plutarch
tongue following
Govern your tongue before all other things, following the gods. Pythagoras
within
I would say it's more within my expectations. Nizam Idris
within
We're number-crunching to see what we can do within our mandate. Michael Mann
witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty silence ornaments
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have. Woody Allen
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm. Woody Allen
witty self-esteem humorous
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka. Woody Allen