Famous Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Darryl Hammond

Win, lose or draw, I'm done. I'm glad to have helped the league, but it's time for me to go.

Donald Trump

I shake hands very gladly politically. I don't think you could be a politician if you didn't shake hands.

Terry Gough

I don't know what it is. Recruiting is crazy.