Famous Quotes & Sayings

When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.

Stephen King

There are things of such darkness and horror—just, I suppose, as there are things of such great beauty—that they will not fit through the puny human doors of perception.

Burn Gorman

I'm afraid the 'Doctor Who' door is probably closed because of me being in 'Torchwood.'

Ellen DeGeneres

I have the picture of Barack [Obama] and me dancing right outside of my dressing room door, I see it every single day, and it makes me very happy.

Tony Crescenzi

Greenspan opened the door to 50-basis-point rate hikes,

Lara Pulver

I'm not shutting doors on myself, in any way, within theater, musical theater, TV and film.

Jon Holmes

The performance of the national team is very important. This season soccer has been fairly abysmal.

Percy Sledge

I'd liked this girl all through high school. After we graduated, we got together for a while, but she left me for another man.

Sonia Sotomayor

Until we get equality in education, we won't have an equal society.

Victoria Woodhull

Women have every right; they just have to excercise them.

Laura Schlessinger

I'm not good at debating - I'm much better at pontificating.

Laura Schlessinger

I'm so happy, I can hardly spit.

Laura Schlessinger

If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink.

Laura Schlessinger

If you want a weak man, you might as well marry a woman.

Laura Schlessinger

I think I average one good sulk a week.

Laura Schlessinger

I haven't yelled at anybody today. It's been a slow day.

Laura Riding

Women, ever since there have been women, have had a way of being people.