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carrying cowboy everybody free fun hit instead iron lived quiet west wild
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. 
catching four fun guys throw
It is a lot of fun catching these guys. You have four guys who can throw a no-hitter at any time. That makes it interesting.
catch dummy fall free maybe people
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
catch front good
We want him to catch everything in front of us. We don't want him to catch any long passes. If we can keep him over the middle, we have good linebackers that can make him pay. Willie Smith
catch hear howl insane listen oh sad sparrow watch whenever
Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.
easy landlord longer
So you no longer have an absentee landlord - easy solution.
easy when-things-go-wrong figures
When things go right it's hard to figure out why, but when things go wrong it's really easy. Steven Soderbergh
easy game hope legal manager overcome spending team time
I hope the manager and the team can overcome all of this. It is not easy to go into a game after spending so much time with legal prosecutors.
easy quick school
It's an easy way to make a quick getaway from the school environment. Matt Watson
easy half intensity percent shooting state
They got a lot of easy baskets in the first half shooting (near) 50 percent to our 20 percent. We just didn't play at the same intensity as we do when we play state schools.
easy expectation road
There will be no easy road there and we don't have any expectation it will be.
easy eyes martina
There will be a lot of eyes on Martina and it's not going to be an easy road. Nick Bollettieri
easy fried kid lose match playing round
There really isn't going to be an easy match in that first round. I think it's really going to come down to the draw. If you lose a No. 1 or a No. 2 kid right away, you could be fried for the day. Everyone you're going to be playing in the first round is good.
easy excited team
There isn't an easy team in our conference. We're so excited to go right at them.
example good hear science terrifying
I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect.
kids play oil
As a kid I'd play with homemade recipes, like putting pineapple on my face to exfoliate my skin and doing facial steams with lavender or peppermint oils. I just loved doing stuff like that. It's what motivated me to launch my skin care line. Demi Lovato
kids practice bills
Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole. Andy Kindler
kids years games
I try to anticipate the ball well. That's something that's helped me since when I was a kid. Just learning to anticipate and read the game well. That's helped me. When I moved over to Spain and I was 15 I was playing with big guys who were 22 years to 28 years old and I was 15 so I couldn't beat them with power. I had to beat them with touch shots and variety and anticipation and all of those things. I learned a lot when I was over there. Andy Murray
kids shoes uterus
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out! Andrew Dice Clay
kids causes actors
I've always been hopeless at everything when I was a kid. That's why I became an actor - 'cause I couldn't do anything else. Anthony Hopkins
kids littles likes
Well, everyone likes movies when they're a little kid.
kids names actors
Ryan Gosling. He was a good kid, good actor. I like him very much. What was the name of the movie? I've forgotten it. Fracture.
kids superhero stuff
I never really read superhero stuff as a kid. Alison Bechdel
kids thinking shapes
I think you are who you are, and your kids will see who you are. So you'd better be a good person, because they are going to see it, and that's going to shape them. They are going to become you. Alicia Keys
numbers members stupidest
To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members. Robert A. Heinlein
numbers diversity goal
A lot of companies make diversity a part of the performance goals against which an executive gets paid. Just as you have to make a certain sales number, you have to make a diversity number to get your bonus. Vernon Jordan
numbers giving done
Why do photographers start giving numbers to their prints? It’s absurd. What do you do when the 20th print has been done? Do you swallow the negative? Do you shoot yourself? It’s the gimmick of money. Henri Cartier-Bresson
numbers trying done
I have to admit that business-type thoughts do sneak into my head: I hope our customers pay us, I hope this stuff is decent, I hope we get it done on time. The little additions and subtractions that one has to do. Take sales, take costs and try to get that big positive number at the bottom. Bill Gates
parent months hollywood
I was born in Connecticut. But my parents brought my sister and I to L.A. when-Hollywood, actually, when i was 6 months old. Linda Evans
summer beach fun
One of the things I love about summer is that you can wear a bikini top and put something over it and it kind of just always looks a little beach-ready, which I think is very fun. Debby Ryan
summer jobs school
I went to night school and summer school, I made that whole year up and I actually graduated on time. Also, I got a part-time job at the radio station. Angie Martinez
summer sunset snow
Our seasons have no fixed returns, Without our will they come and go; At noon our sudden summer burns, Ere sunset all is snow. James Russell Lowell
summer spring heart
Spring still makes spring in the mind When sixty years are told: Love wakes anew this throbbing heart, And we are never old Over the winter glaciers I see the summer glow And through the wind-piled snowdrift The warm rosebuds below. Ralph Waldo Emerson
summer song nature
Nature is a tropical swamp in sunshine, on whose purlieus we hear the song of summer birds, and see prismatic dewdrops, - but her interiors are terrific, full of hydras and crocodiles.
summer games feet
This is my first summer [with] no trouble. I ain't go to jail for speeding. Didn't go to jail for DUI. I didn't break my foot. I didn't break my other foot. I'm one step ahead of the game already. Kwame Brown
summer spring rose
All that happens is as usual and familiar as the rose in spring and the crop in summer. Marcus Aurelius
summer philosophy thinking
Decrying the mismanagement that led to the summer's catastrophic wildfires: The Clinton administration didn't cause these fires, but their policies have left the Forest Service under-funded and under-prepared for this crisis. I don't think it's a conspiracy, but it's a philosophy they have that leads to explosive fires that destroy everything. Marc Racicot
summer eight colorado
Eight months later, having left Columbia, I was studying physics in a summer program and working in Colorado when I decided to enroll as a graduate student in biophysics. Sidney Altman
teenager records adults
I would sell 2 million records, a million went to teenagers and a million went to the adults. So, when The Beatles became so popular, I lost a million to the teenagers, but I was still selling a million to the adults. Bobby Vinton
teenager people rooms
Not a lot of people know this, but I'm very good at mathematics. When I was an angry teenager, I used to sit in my room and do quadratic equations to calm myself down. Samantha Bond
time vacation
Before, I just used vacation time when we did tours.
time
We were dominated. At no time were we in this game.
time hands schedules
A schedule defends from chaos and whim. It is a net for catching days. It is a scaffolding on which a worker can stand and labor with both hands at sections of time. Annie Dillard
time lying silence
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better, Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time. Thomas Carlyle
time
If you get burned, you will take time before you try again.
time wreck
If you live here and you see wreck after wreck after wreck, you think about that every time you're in that intersection. Denise Miller
time
I like time ticking the way it is. Stephen Graham
time
I like to do all things. I've been fortunate enough to be able to do a bunch of them at the same time. Maurissa Tancharoen
time works
I just wanted to be one of those actors who works at the National Theatre the whole time. Robert Emms