Famous Quotes & Sayings

Anthony Michael Hall

First of all, it was in my contract. I knew I would be directing an episode.

Thomas Jefferson

Were I to commence my administration again, the first question I would ask respecting a candidate would be, Does he use ardent spirits?

Sheryl Crow

No one said it would be easy But no one said it'd be this hard

Mason Cooley

Without a little negligence, life would be intolerable.

George R. R. Martin

Sooner would be better than later, and now would be better than sooner." - Tyrion

Jewel

If I could tell the world just one thing, it would be that we're all OK

Jen Lancaster

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

Jeannette Rankin

If I had my life to live over, I would do it all again, but this time I would be nastier.

Jeremy Hardy

If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there would be a brighter future for us all.