![[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like a freight train into a chorus line of drunken grandmothers.](/assets/img/quote-photos/in-reference-to-turkey-bowling-he-tommy-squinted-and-picked-his-target-then.jpg)
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