![Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.](/assets/img/quote-photos/neither-were-you-born-yesterday-unless-of-course-i-am-wrong-in-which-case-wel.jpg)
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King was really telling us it's not about love, it's about being lovable. 'I love you baby and if I can't have you no one else will is frightening,' but once you become lovable we become safe and that's where I think we'll end up. Dick Gregory
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I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy - something like that. 
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I would say that 30 percent of the women that go in a store are pushing a baby carriage. You have to make it easier to navigate.
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I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)
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I'd lived in Arizona, and I loved Arizona. But I had a husband I was separated from, and a baby to support. So I moved back to New York. I used to think it was scary. I remember the first time I drove into the city, right after I got my license. All that traffic, those buildings. Oh! Scared me to death! Linda McCartney
baby good middle might weight
He might even play in the middle for us. He's just a baby right now, physically, and I think he's going to be very big. And he's very good in the weight room. Jay Johnson
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I personally would go further and say that, if your morality is based, as mine is, on a desire to increase the sum of happiness and reduce suffering, the decision to deliberately give birth to a Down baby, when you have the choice to abort it early in the pregnancy, might actually be immoral from the point of view of the child’s own welfare. Richard Dawkins
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[R]eductionism' is one of those things, like sin, that is only mentioned by people who are against it. To call oneself a reductionist will sound, in some circles, a bit like admitting to eating babies. But, just as nobody actually eats babies, so nobody is really a reductionist in any sense worth being against.
congratulations games voyages
Success is not a harbor but a voyage with its own perils to the spirit. The game of life is to come up a winner, to be a success, or to achieve what we set out to do. Richard M. Nixon
congratulations war victory
Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations. Tucker Carlson
congratulations directors film
A film's success or failure is strictly on the director's shoulders. Robin Tunney
congratulations say-anything want
Stay a little while longer, and let everyone congratulate you - including the ones who clearly don't want to: in fact, especially the ones who clearly don't want to. You don't have to say anything but 'thank you Robin McKinley
congratulations men practice
The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it. James Allen
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Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two. Navjot Singh Sidhu
congratulations stupidest name-of-the-wind
Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever. Patrick Rothfuss
congratulations littles responsible
As commander I was responsible for the overall success of the mission, and so I had to know at least a little bit about everything. Leroy Chiao
congratulations people soul
Congratulations offer more potential than cash. The amount of available cash is limited, but managers have an unlimited supply of congratulations. It's important to pay people fairly, but managers also should heap on congratulations and feed people's souls. Ken Blanchard
yesterday worry today
Today's worries are yesterday's fears and tomorrow's stories. Carl Jung
yesterday today novelty
We have learned so well how to absorb novelty that receptivity itself has turned into a kind of tradition- "the tradition of the new." Yesterdays avant-garde experiment is today's chic and tomorrows cliche. Richard Hofstadter
yesterday goes-on letters
I have got this letter which actually goes out the day after I die. It has already been written. And it says that: "Yesterday I died". And then it says: "That's bad news for me, but it's not bad news for you, the shareholders of Berkshire". And then I go on and explain what is going to happen. I know that is one time when they will be really interested in hearing from me. Warren Buffett
yesterday-and-today people different
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people. Walter Winchell
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If you look at today, you've got to say yesterday was a sucker's rally.
yesterday giving house
My dear Madame, I just noticed that I forgot my cane at your house yesterday; please be good enough to give it to the bearer of this letter. P.S. Kindly pardon me for disturbing you; I just found my cane. Marcel Proust
yesterday today bread
Today's bread does not eliminate yesterday's hunger, much less that of tomorrow. Jose Saramago
yesterday today poverty
The poverty of yesterday was less squalid than the poverty we purchase with our industry today. Fortunes were smaller then as well. Jorge Luis Borges
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To acknowledge you were wrong yesterday is simply to let the world know that you are wiser today than you were then. Jonathan Swift