Famous Quotes & Sayings

Joan Rivers

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

Daniel Tosh

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

Woody Allen

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.

Sara Cox

I used to be double-jointed in my hips, so I could put my toe in my mouth. That can't be classed as a talent really, rather a mild deformity.

Sara Shepard

Here you go, dear."" The corners of Mrs. Colbert's mouth curled up. "You like meat, don't you?" Emily blinked. Was it her, or did that statement seem...loaded? She checked Issac for his reaction, but he was innocently selecting a roll from a wicker basket. "Uh, thanks." Emily said, pulling the platter toward her. She did like meat. The kind you, um, eat.

Robert Louis Stevenson

To the old our mouths are always partly closed; we must swallow our obvious retorts and listen. They sit above our heads, on life's raised dais, and appeal at once to our respect and pity.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Sir, with no intention to take offence, I deny your right to put words into my mouth.

Zora Neale Hurston

Africa has her mouth on Moses.

Zora Neale Hurston

Slogans can be worse than swords if they are only put in the right mouths.

William H. Macy

Talk about putting your money where your mouth is. It's not right. Someone's gotta say it. They said it. I applaud them.

Joseph Addison

Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.

Joe Renfro

He is that good. He's a pretty tough young man and he's optimistic. He had one of his front teeth knocked out in practice the day before (last Friday), so we had to go find a dentist and get it fixed.

Richard Kessel

He's a dentist with a heart. You have to take your hat off to someone who volunteers to help people, like he did after the hurricane.

Don Evans

I was at a dentist for three hours yesterday. Between tonight and that, I'd rather go back.

Hugh Jackman

I have shocking teeth.... I'm being a little facetious-I just went to the dentist the other day, and he looked at my teeth and went, 'Oh, my God, you've got gray teeth.'

Jerry Wainwright

That's probably how dentistry was in the 1800s, before they had anesthetics. That's how I felt.

Phil Gramm

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

E. Hicks

Now my husband jokes that if his dentist isn't within walking distance, he isn't going to the dentist.

Charles Bukowski

Not everybody thought they could be a dentist or an automobile mechanic but everybody knew they could be a writer.

Stephen Chbosky

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.