![Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]....If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of the Pharaoh's body would be covered only by scotch tape.](/assets/img/quote-photos/because-of-some-defect-in-my-motor-skill-i-can-never-completely-wrap-gifts.jpg)
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