Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dontrelle Willis

Keep winning and get to the postseason, ... I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels good because I'm helping my team win.

Chris Knight

Joshi is one of the best brewers in the United States, ... His beer tastes like one of our fancy $15-a-bottle beers.

Gil Brandt

He was a fun-loving Austrian. ...He was well liked by the players because he went out and drank beer with them.

Mark Johnson

I think some people might have the perception that I jumped straight off the beer truck to qualifying school. In actuality, it wasn't like that at all.

Andrew Flintoff

I went up but there's a lot of noise out there and the crowd were loud, ... A few beers had gone down and they were quite vocal. I went up on what I heard.

Mark Johnson

I don't get tired of telling my story, because I am so happy to be here, but I wonder if the other guys on the Tour are getting tired of hearing about the Beer Man.

Richard Dean Anderson

I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food.

Raymond Chandler

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.

Raymond Chandler

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

Trey Parker

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

Rodney Dangerfield

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

William Faulkner

Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I’d take Scotch. It’s the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.

W. C. Fields

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

W. C. Fields

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

Wilfrid Laurier

We are here a nation, composed of the most heterogeneous elements-Protestants and Catholics, English, French, German, Irish, Scotch, every one, let it be remembered, with his traditions, with his prejudices. In each of these conflicting antagonistic elements, however, there is a common spot of patriotism, and the only true policy is that which reaches that common patriotism and makes it vibrate in all toward common ends and common aspirations.

Mickey Rooney

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.

Nathan Myhrvold

If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.

Lewis Black

I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.