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funny-valentines-day romantic-love romance
Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. Yeardley Smith
funny-valentines-day holiday special
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. Lewis Black
funny-valentines-day love-you eden
Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.... Joyce Cary
funny-valentines-day ideas giving
Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. Jimmy Fallon
funny-valentines-day mean news
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. Jon Stewart
funny-valentines-day love-you wife
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.' George Lopez
funny-valentines-day wish body
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. Dion Boucicault
funny-valentines-day today should
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old. Stephen Colbert
funny-valentines-day cat smell
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. Martha Stewart
together stories way
I seem to know all the cliches, but not how to put them together in a believable way. Or else these stories are terrible and grandiose precisely because all the cliches intertwine in an unrealistic way and you can't disentangle them. But when you actually live a cliche, it feels brand new, and you are unashamed. Umberto Eco
together life-is-like breakfast
Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together. Tre Cool
together band
Paul Butterfield and I had a band together at one point. Rick Danko
together evolution hypothesis
Evolution is not truth; it is merely a hypothesis-it is millions of guesses strung together. William Jennings Bryan
together territory phrases
But when we sit together, close,’ said Bernard, ‘we melt into each other with phrases. We are edged with mist. We make an unsubstantial territory. Virginia Woolf
togetherness concepts
I love the concept of togetherness and the entwinement of marriage. William Shatner
together force ideals
The ideals that bind us together are as old as our nation, but so are the forces that pull us apart. William J. Clinton
together events information
History is a facsimile of events held together by finally biographical information. Robert Smithson
together measurement stories
The old story is a story of measurement. And the New Story is to bring measurement and meaning together. You cannot measure meaning. Satish Kumar
beets
The beet must be uprooted. Roland Freisler
beets potatoes characteristics
Slavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets. Tom Robbins
beets breathe curious
Breathe properly. Stay curious. And eat your beets.
beets salad bars
I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets. Chris Pratt
beets biscuits rays
Ray Charles has always been a big part of my life. Darius Rucker