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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
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I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
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She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.
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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article
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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.
party people assumption
The Democratic Party hasn't whipped anybody into a frenzy. The assumption is that the people that are marching and protesting and standing up against this don't have enough sense to stand up for their own interests. Al Sharpton
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We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then without missing a beat - these ladies are all business - she goes, 'Go ahead, take out your dong.' 'I'm not taking out my dong. And by the way, who uses the word dong? If you want to be hip to the lingo, they're not using the word dong up in the States. Al Madrigal
party hands two
It takes two hands to clap! I cannot be solely blamed for what happened in my relationships! If things soured, it happened because of both parties. Not just me! Akshay Kumar
party blow issues
I feel passionately about issues, and I don't hide my emotions from people. I am not a focus group-tested, blow-dried candidate or governor. Now that has always made some people, you know, uneasy. Some people like that style, some people don't...But I am not a bully. Chris Christie
party thinking embarrassed
I think Gingrich has embarrassed the party over time. Whether he'll do it again in the future, I don't know. But Gov. Romney never has.
party champion church
Storytellers are a threat. They threaten all champions of control, they frighten usurpers of the right-to-freedom of the human spirit -- in state, in church or mosque, in party congress, in the university or wherever. Chinua Achebe
party fire fields
In the field of controversy I always pity the moderate party, who stand on the open middle ground exposed to the fire of both sides. Edward Gibbon
party home house
I leave my house all the time! But I'm not at all the Hollywood parties. I'm grown, and where else am I supposed to be? I'm supposed to be home. Eddie Murphy
party mafia world
The Communist Party apparatus was the most gigantic mafia the world has ever known. David Remnick
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Discretion has been termed the better part of valour, and it is more certain, that diffidence is the better part of knowledge.
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For whatever the future holds, one thing is certain... It just won't be the same. Alan Moore
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I feel like I've been observed as an individual more than a gay person, or as a filmmaker with a certain point of view rather than a lesbian filmmaker with a gay point of view. Lisa Cholodenko
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If there is anything more frightening than the threat of global nuclear war, it is the certainty that humans not only stand on the verge of producing new life forms but may soon be able to tinker with them as if they were vintage convertibles or bonsai trees. Michael Specter
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We are providing Guidant shareholders with certainty of completion, significant upside potential and substantially more value today than the Johnson & Johnson transaction. By any objective measure, our offer is clearly superior to Johnson & Johnson. Pete Nichols
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There are communities that have not been as proactive as say, San Francisco and Oakland in having a mutual plan in how to respond or how to prevent certain attacks.
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There are characters in it that do deliberately go as far as they can in certain kind of taboo areas, Richard Hell
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There are certain types of situations when it is more likely. Mike Johnson
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There are certain types of crashes where SUVs may provide you with some type of protection but you have to look at the overall safety record.