![[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.](/assets/img/quote-photos/on-being-overweight-if-i-tried-to-haul-ass-i-would-have-to-make-two-trips.jpg)
Related Quotes
two way poet
Every poem can be considered in two ways--as what the poet has to say, and as a thing which he makes. C. S. Lewis
two commandments knows
I know the two great commandments, and I'd better get on with them.
two differences looks
When you're on your own, you look for signs. Sometimes you make them up, sometimes they're actually there, but most of the time you can't tell the difference from the two. Cecelia Ahern
two tides sometimes
I have two moods. One is Roy, rollicking Roy, the wild ride of a mood. And Pam, sediment Pam, who stands on the shore and sobs... Sometimes the tide is in, sometimes it's out. Carrie Fisher
two swings guy
There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.
two feelings mind
Most of us consist of two separated parts, trying desperately to bring themselves together into an integrated soma, where the distinctions between mind and body, feelings and intellect, would be obliterated. Carl Rogers
two enemy stronger
Imagine a room awash in gasoline, and there are two implacable enemies in that room. One of them has nine thousand matches. The other has seven thousand matches. Each of them is concerned about who's ahead, who's stronger. Well that's the kind of situation we are actually in. The amount of weapons that are available to the United States and the Soviet Union are so bloated, so grossly in excess of what's needed to dissuade the other, that if it weren't so tragic, it would be laughable. What is necessary is to reduce the matches and to clean up the gasoline. Carl Sagan
two government firsts
First rule in government spending: Why build one, when you can have two at twice the price?
two age leisure
A third...candidate for Shakespearean authorship was Christopher Marlowe. He was the right age (just two months older than Shakespeare), had the requisite talent, and would certainly have had ample leisure after 1593, assuming he wasn't too dead to work. Bill Bryson
weight
High and eternal things have little weight with the youth. Ellen G. White
weight gains enough
Depriving yourself will, ironically enough, lead to rebelling and weight gain. Bethenny Frankel
weight
That was a lot of weight off their shoulders. Bob Bauman
weight
He can't put any weight on it right now, Dusty Baker
weight looks lost
I'm constantly looking to see whether I look the same as I did earlier, whether I've put on or lost any weight. Chiwetel Ejiofor
weight-lifting drink protein
I drink a lot of protein shakes and do a lot of weight lifting. Chanel Iman
weight body lines
This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently. Cathy Guisewite
weight size
Wake me up when I'm a size 5.
weight opinion third-person
Opinions only carry weight in the second or third person. Cass McCombs
assumes capable creating human inputs labour productive result system theory treats
Every non-Marxist economic theory that treats human and non-human productive inputs as interchangeable assumes that the dehumanisation of human labour is complete. But if it could ever be completed, the result would be the end of capitalism as a system capable of creating and distributing value. Yanis Varoufakis
assume bottom degree economy elite gig hit income job news passport paycheck people school
To people I know in the bottom income brackets, living paycheck to paycheck, the Gig Economy has been old news for years. What's new is the way it's hit the demographic that used to assume that a college degree from an elite school was the passport to job security. Tina Brown
assets company deal earnings future good likelihood management prices relative risk stock titanic
Stock prices relative to company assets are no better at signaling the likelihood of future earnings growth than they were the day the Titanic sank, and risk management is a good deal worse. Timothy Noah
assume bit elegant people shy
Because I'm shy and a bit quiet, I think people assume I'm an elegant person.
assistant several stage time
I don't know how it is now but the assistant stage manager had to understudy several parts. You had to be ready to go on at any time if the actor couldn't make it to the play. I didn't think anything of it. Glenn Ford
associated cultural regarding
Not surprisingly, there is a cultural divide between American and British actors regarding the self-promotion associated with new media. Gina Bellman
assets billion built great iconic net time
I built a great company, one of the - some of the most iconic assets in the world, $10 billion of net worth, more than $10 billion of net worth, and frankly, I had a great time doing it. Donald Trump
assume bothered children dangerous home lessons role version
I think it's a very dangerous game to play when you assume that just because someone's an entertainer, they're automatically a role model. Entertainers are there to entertain. They aren't there to teach your children the lessons that you haven't bothered to teach them at home yourself. They're just doing their own version of entertaining. Wentworth Miller
associate certain line noticed open people starbucks tattoos
I noticed that I got a better space in the line in Starbucks when I had my tattoo. People associate tattoos with a certain edge. Then I open my mouth, and something completely different comes out.