Famous Quotes & Sayings

Todd Jones

When I left, I didn't like the situation and didn't want to be here.

Brad Williams

Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point that she's comfortable at any time.

Russell Dynes

We really haven't had a situation like this.

B. R. Hayden

We'll have to take a look at it and see what the situation is and find out what's going on.

Bill Belichick

Every situation is independent. It takes two parties, or three to a point, to make a deal, and when that happens, we have one, and if it doesn't, we don't.

Sha Zukang

This situation is very undemocratic, unfair and unreasonable,

Don Rickles

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

Christopher Paolini

Better to see widely than to see too closely and allow some feature of place or situation to catch you unawares. Do you understand?

Alicia Keys

If I know everything around the situation, all the facts, I feel like I can handle just about anything.

Steven Morrissey

Finally, I can get on with someone

LeBron James

If I could clone myself, we’d be all right. But I can’t.

F. H. Bradley

I can myself conceive of nothing else than the experienced.

Fred Durst

I'm my own salesman. I can't let anybody do anything for me.

Franz Kafka

I can love only what I can place so high above me that I cannot reach it.

James Hillman

I can no longer be sure whether the psyche is in me or whether I'm in the psyche...

Chris Rock

I do what I can do when I can do it.

Jenny Eclair

I can't tan naturally.

Isaiah Mustafa

When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.

Adam Brody

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Stephen Colbert

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

Matt Roth

You don't want to make him mad. He's not one for jokes or antics.