![I'm not fast. But there are a lot of guys that are a hell of a lot slower than I am. Somebody wants to do a pay-per-view race between me and [Tom] Brady, sign me up.](/assets/img/quote-photos/im-not-fast-but-there-are-a-lot-of-guys-that-are-a-hell-of-a-lot-slower-than-i.jpg)
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