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funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
funny sarcastic yield
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
funny humorous soul
She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.
funny humorous expectations
I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
funny humorous rolling
For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
funny humorous majority
In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article
funny humorous thinking
Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.
war winning games
War is a game in which princes seldom win, the people never.
war thinking giving
We have allowed brain thinking to develop and dominate our lives. As a consequence, we are at war within ourselves. The brain desiring things which the body does not want, and the body desiring things which the brain does not allow; the brain giving directions which the body will not follow, and the body giving impulses which the brain cannot Alan Watts
war men people
Most of the people who get sent to die in wars are young men who've got a lot of energy and would probably rather, in a better world, be putting that energy into copulation rather than going over there and blowing some other young man's guts out. Alan Moore
war men world
They say we have we created the man to end all wars; I say we have created a man to end all worlds.
war responsibility power
Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that we should have accepted for ourselves. By doing so, they took our power. By doing nothing, we gave it away. We've seen where their way leads, through camps and wars, towards the slaughterhouse.
war oil iraq
The Iraq War is largely about oil. Alan Greenspan
war oil iraq
I am saddened that it is politically inconvenient to acknowledge what everyone knows: the Iraq war is largely about oil.
war world retrospect
The current financial crisis in the US is likely to be judged in retrospect as the most wrenching since the end of the Second World War.
war believe iraq
I still believe that the Democrats have it right about health care, education, the war in Iraq and, yes the war on terror. Alan Colmes
bombs language tyranny
With society and its public, there is no longer any other language than that of bombs, barricades, and all that follows. Antonin Artaud
bombs capable currently french rail
there are currently no bombs capable of functioning on the French rail network. Jacques Chirac
bombs government home village
What 6,000 bombs (attacks by Palestinians) didn't do to my home and my village the government did. Ariel Sharon
bombs
A bomb is blown up only once—but one bot can become many, and quickly get out of control. Bill Joy
bombs carrying medical military people picked training
The young people had been used as cooks, porters and medical personnel, but they had had military training and all were carrying grenades and socket bombs when they were picked up. Sam Zarifi
bombs dropped position stop
This is a big lie. They dropped bombs from planes, and we were in no position to stop them. To tell them we are innocent.
bombs chemical driving ground guys moral nuclear people stand toes unilateral weapons
It's this unilateral thing that makes people upset; you want everything your way, and as long as the world toes your line, it's fine. But you guys are the ones who used nuclear bombs in Japan. You used chemical weapons in Vietnam. And you're the ones driving all those gas-guzzling cars. You have no moral ground to stand on. Who are you to tell us what to do?
bombshell criminal expected immediate instant payoff people period trial trials
There's been such a long period of buildup and anticipation for this trial that people expected some kind of immediate payoff in instant bombshell revelations, and that's just not the way criminal trials work.
bombs
There is such thing as a 'smart bomb' - bombs are smart these days, you know.