![[To Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford, on his return from self-imposed exile, occasioned by the embarrassing flatulence he had experienced in the presence of the Queen:] My Lord, I had forgot the fart.](/assets/img/quote-photos/to-edward-de-vere-earl-of-oxford-on-his-return-from-self-imposed-exile-occasi.jpg)
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