Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, ""I love carrots."" ""Good,"" I said as I gritted my teeth real hard. ""Then maybe you and carrots would like to go into the bedroom and have sex!"" They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch.

Joe Morgan

There's not place for them (hurricane survivors) to put a bed.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I prefer to work alone – except in the bedroom. (Steele)

Alan Levine

Chase concocted the fraud with Enron. Chase was right in bed with Enron to structure these transactions to hide Enron's debt,

Kevin Bardsley

He said, 'I went to bed that night and just felt this overwhelming impression that I needed to go,'

Jennifer Weiner

I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

Jeaniene Frost

I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade

Dead Prez

How bout we start / with a salad, a fresh bed of lettuce with croutons / Later we can play a game of chess on the futon.

Spike Lee

I didn't roll out of bed and direct Malcolm X. Whatever you do, go out there and work hard.

Patti LaBelle

When I was married, I wasn't loving myself. Now I'm in love with myself. I will get married again.

Frank Stallone

If you get married, you become vulnerable.

Christiane Amanpour

That was seven years ago. I have been married two years and I have a five-month-old son now.

Meg Tilly

Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway.

Dan Mullen

Because we feel there was a good-faith argument to make that the statute as written was constitutional, we feel we have an obligation to make that argument if at all possible.

Greg Taxin

It is a sad day in the history of a public company when its best argument is that it previously filed false statements with the SEC.

Ellen Gordon

I think there's a natural argument between the tongue and the teeth. I barely ever get there without biting.

Kevin Landis

The argument for optimism is stronger today than it was a year ago. I'm happy having most of my money invested in tech.

Greg White

The argument came down to the fact that we wanted people to truly be able to identify sex offenders without confusion,

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

Paula Poundstone

I get in fewer arguments when I'm alone.

Mike Helton

An argument can be made either way, but as time goes on a stronger argument may be that an owner with multiple teams contributes to the roadblocks. That's an issue NASCAR has to take a hard look at.

Margaret Cho

And especially, especially, don't f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say "I'm wrong", and run away as fast as you can. Do not f*ck with vegans because they will f*ck you up... BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY.