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girlfriend stupidity want
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. Anthony Jeselnik
girlfriend sometimes said
I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! Dave Attell
girlfriend years sides
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship. Robert Harris
girlfriend army darkness
Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints. Rick Riordan
girlfriend flower valentine
When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath. Tom Cullen
girlfriend three reason-why
In any relationship that comes to an end, there's never just a baseline reason why. You say, 'Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.' Someone says, 'Why?' You say, 'Well, you got three hours? And then maybe after I tell you my version, you've got to talk to her. Michael Rapaport
girlfriend years insulting
I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. Jens Lehmann
girlfriend hard-work successful
I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who's friends with him. He had his girlfriend at the time with him, that Melania with him. He said, 'Hey guys, if you work hard and be successful, you'll get one of these.' I'll never forget that. And now he's married to her. Jason Spezza
girlfriend sex funny-valentines-day
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! Greg Giraldo
crazy kitchen gone
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort of way. Gone were the days when she would stand on the deck lighting lemon-scented candles without then having to eat the wax.p28 Augusten Burroughs
crazy men people
She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily when you're the guy, you can just tell people she's crazy. 'Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up.' 'Yeah, man. Turns out, she's crazy.' That's what they always do on Entourage. Aziz Ansari
crazy kids having-kids
It's always astounded me to have succeeded at having kids. It's crazy! Carla Bruni
crazy good hopefully knew miami news shoot stuff unable
When I had the Miami (injury), I was able to go back in. But I knew after this one (against the Colts), I was unable to continue. But hopefully we'll get some good news . . . and they can shoot some crazy stuff in there, and I can come back sooner. Maybe. We'll see. Marc Bulger
crazy motherhood being-a-mom
I don't want to let my life as a woman pass me by. There's a time to work, there's a time to be young and crazy, and there should be a time to enjoy motherhood. I'm actually looking forward to that. Diane Kruger
crazy writing waiting
That was the trouble with being a writer, that was the main trouble—leisure time, excessive leisure time. You had to wait around for the buildup until you could write and while you were waiting you went crazy, and while you were going crazy you drank and the more you drank the crazier you got. Charles Bukowski
crazy kids class
I was this kid who never sat down. Nobody liked me? Well, I'd make sure they'd like me. I was the class clown, always doing crazy stuff and causing riots. Bas Rutten
crazy goes hot
(Dover) is going to be hot and crazy because it's new and fresh. There are always going to be lulls (in Portsmouth). Everything goes in cycles. Mike Marchand
crazy exciting fortunate hockey season tickets win
(Crosby's arrival) will really revitalize hockey in Pittsburgh, back to when I was fortunate enough to win back in '91. It's pretty awesome. We've got our season tickets going crazy ... it's been pretty exciting around here. Mark Recchi
needs program toward
This is not a self-correcting problem. PERA needs to be put on a long-term program toward solvency.
needs internet bigs
Your needs are big because the Internet is big. Jamie Zawinski
needs generations generation-gap
Every generation needs regeneration Charles Spurgeon
needs enough enjoy
You need someone to love, and something to do that you enjoy, and something to hope for, and that's enough for me. Dick Van Dyke
needs looks who-we-are
No matter who we are or where we live, deep inside we all feel incomplete. It's like we have lost something and need to get it back. Just what that something is, most of us never find out. And of those who do, even fewer manage to go out and look for it. Elif Safak
needs package provided total
Boeing has always provided a competitive package of total compensation that addresses the needs of all employees.
needs score
We are very unselfish. No one needs to score a lot of points. We all want each other to do well and don't have to score a lot.
needs
We want to give her a chance. She needs to tell us where she really lives.
needs
Today, more than ever, sovereignty also needs democracy, Ernesto Zedillo