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witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty self-esteem humorous
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
witty stories love-story
Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story. Robyn Carr
witty night years
Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them. Virginia Woolf
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They stayed away in droves. Samuel Goldwyn
witty chins
Keep a stiff upper chin.
humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break. Greg Evans
humorous believe practice
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. William F. Buckley, Jr.
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
humorous names use
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents) W. C. Fields
humorous russia female
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete. Yakov Smirnoff
humorous
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. Jennifer Jones
humorous laughing trying
Towards the end of our stay in Uruguay, Osho had started choosing questions of mine that had a humorous potential, ones he could use to make everyone - including himself! - laugh. In the first few weeks after I arrived, the tone of his discourses was quite serious: a lot of politics and talk about the world situation and so on. It provoked my mischievous side, so I would try to provoke him as well - and that divine smile of his - with my questions. Milarepa
insightful investing
It is better to be roughly right than precisely wrong. John Maynard Keynes
insightful marketing helping
The mantra should change from 'Always Be Closing' to 'Always to helping'. David Hahn
insightful you-choose happened
You are not what has happened to you. You are what you choose to become. Chuck Norris
insightful kind hindsight
In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of flashbacks. Steven Wright