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All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years. Sarah Palin
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English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Matt Groening
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Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. Milton Berle
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If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. Muhammad Ali
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I was like, 'Well, we'd think he'd be useless around kids,' ... But I think he finds himself more comfortable around children than he realizes. Jason Statham
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Kids at the children's shelter are coming out there and getting a lot of one-on-one because there are so few children out there. The reading program out there is really helping these kids a lot. Kerry Nelson
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I would teach U.K. parents how to stop their children throwing litter. London is a beautiful city but its streets are disgusting. Britt Ekland
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I talked to several of her children and they were so encouraging and supportive. I just hope I've done her memory justice. Reese Witherspoon
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While everyone's experience of oppression is different and complicated and often overlapping, I really believe that if you have privilege, you need to learn as much as you can about the world beyond yourself. Kathleen Hanna
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I believe that curiosity, wonder and passion are defining qualities of imaginative minds and great teachers; that restlessness and discontent are vital things; and that intense experience and suffering instruct us in ways that less intense emotions can never do. Kay Redfield Jamison
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I really believe that in this industry women have to be very true to themselves about what they're comfortable with. Keira Knightley
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King Hussein was a great leader and brother and a dear friend ... he believed in justice and peace, Hosni Mubarak