Famous Quotes & Sayings

Al Yankovic

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

Fanny Brice

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Raymond Chandler

I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split.

Kenneth Grahame

Onion sauce! Onion Sauce!

Nathaniel Hawthorne

A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats.

Liam Neeson

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner.

Charles Dickens

He describes it as a large apartment, with a red brick floor and a capacious chimney; the ceiling garnished with hams, sides of bacon, and ropes of onions.

Ambrose Bierce

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

Simon Rich

I never felt ostracized or made to feel strange by obsessing over The Onion or Calvin and Hobbes. That was considered completely normal.

Michael Pollan

When chopping onions, just chop onions.

Chrissy Teigen

I don't like the grilled onions for some reason. I like regular, crispy, stinky onions.

Patton Oswalt

It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.

Jerry Angelo

We've got as lot of plates in the air.

Gabriel Lippmann

I got quite good results from protein plates.