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sarcasm extremely-funny form
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny. Cecelia Ahern
sarcasm gun thinking
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. Eddie Izzard
sarcasm magic trouble
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death. Eddie Izzard
sarcasm chaos
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos. Antonin Artaud
sarcasm long enough
You have delighted us long enough. Jane Austen
sarcasm flattery form
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. Benjamin Franklin
sarcasm one-thing i-can
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously. Ashleigh Brilliant
sarcasm past action
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! Ashleigh Brilliant
sarcasm want brilliant
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
thinking differences laughing
We are the only creatures that both laugh and weep. I think it's because we are the only creatures that see the difference between the way things are and the way they might be. Robert Fulghum
thinking knows ifs
You won't learn if you think you already know everything. Robert Kiyosaki
thinking use emotion
Learn to use your emotions to think, not think with your emotions Robert Kiyosaki
thinking important important-things
What do you think about me is not my business the important thing is what I think about myself ... Robert Kiyosaki
thinking people world
...Stop blaming me, thinking I'm the problem. If you think I'm the problem, then you have to change me. If you realize that you're the problem, then you can change yourself, learn something and grow wiser. Most people want everyone else in the world to change themselves. Let me tell you, it's easier to change yourself than everyone else. Robert Kiyosaki
thinking class people
Rich people acquire assets. The poor and middle class acquire liabilities that they think are assets, Robert Kiyosaki
thinking might acquisition
I think the acquisition of consumers might be on the verge of being mapped. The battlefield is going to be retention and lifetime value. Gary Vaynerchuk
thinking long heaven
It may be only glory that we seek here, but I persuade myself that, as long as we remain here, that is right. Another glory awaits us in heaven and he who reaches there will not wish even to think of earthly fame. Petrarch
thinking want sake
For God's sake, Marks, do you think anyone really wants a glance at those dried-up matchsticks you call legs? Lisa Kleypas
offending
Once you feel loved by the universe, you're already accepted, and you're not really concerned about offending people. Alice Walker
offending somebody
I think if you're not offending somebody somewhere, then your show is probably just very bland and boring. Mike Scully
offending soul honor
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; It yearns me not if me my garments wear; Such outward things dwell not in my desires: But if it be a sin to covet honor, I am the most offending soul alive. William Shakespeare
offending research run
We research that, and if we didn't run it we think we'd be offending those viewers. Rick Friesen
offending printed-books printed-word
If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. Benjamin Franklin
offending wider
The wider your readership, the greater the chances of offending your readers. Alexander McCall Smith
offending raised
I was raised a Catholic, so I can even feel a little, you know, embarrassed or guilty if I'm really offending people's sensibilities. To a degree. Stephen Adly Guirgis
offending together proud
I'm really proud ofGunsmoke. We put on a good show every week-one that families could all watch together without offending anyone. Ken Curtis
offending worry devil
May we dedicate our lives to serving the Lord and not worry about offending the devil. James E. Faust