![[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.](/assets/img/quote-photos/dean-martin-is-an-absolute-unqualified-drunk-and-if-we-ever-develop-an-olympi.jpg)
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teams together work
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Going to the gym on my own I struggle with, but when I'm in there with a teammate or a group of guys, it's the ultimate environment. James Spithill
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He's a valuable player. He's one of the top three on the team, so we had a much weaker team this week. Alejandro Canizares
team terrific works
He's a terrific player. He's tricky. He makes a lot of plays. He makes that team a lot better. Him being out of their lineup works to our advantage.
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team treat
We treat every team the same. We just try to play our game.
team today
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team thinking
I thought they would come back. They didn't want to be embarrassed by a team like us. But I was also thinking three-peat.
drinking keys car
I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. Robin Williams
drinking water imagination
I talk about going to [George W. Bush's] Inauguration and crying when he took the oath, 'cause I was so afraid he was going to wreck the economy and muck up the drinking water'... the failure of my pessimistic imagination at that moment boggles my mind now. Sarah Vowell
drinking mean alcohol
Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking. Samuel Johnson
drinking smoking alcohol
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars. Winston Churchill
drinking
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either. W. C. Fields
drinking wine excellence
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
drinking wine break-even
Never give a sucker an even break.
drinking years alcohol
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drinking men drunk
A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk. William Butler Yeats
drunk pleasure glorious
Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly. William Wycherley
drunk getting-drunk whole
I don't get the whole getting drunk thing. Sarah Michelle Gellar
drunk irony sometimes
...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk. Libba Bray
drunk girl last threw
the drunk girl who threw up at Acropolis last night. Chris Carrabba
drunk
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more
drunk battle wish
You do not really wish to hear more of the Battle of Kadesh. Let me say only that human fat, gorged in considerable quantity, has an intoxicating effect. I became ... drunk. Norman Mailer
drunk help police
It's like getting drunk and going to the police and saying, 'Lock me up, I can't help myself!' James Shannon
drunk sydney died
After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love. Cassandra Clare
drunk long half
In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way it has always been. Some half-assed ambiguity masquerading as mystery is all anybody's really looking for. Paul Neilan