Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bobby Long

Imagine what we can do if we took this tournament to 1.3 million people as opposed to just Greensboro. There's a huge market for this golf tournament that's just waiting to be tapped into.

Jerry Kelly

I was thinking to myself yesterday, 'You know, I'm 3-over and I still love the golf course,'

Jay Leno

President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and Obama said, 'Joe Biden.'

Fuzzy Zoeller

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

Hal Holbrook

I don't play golf. Mark Twain is golf to me.

Hal Linden

I challenge myself everywhere, onstage, on the golf course. Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting better? Otherwise why do it?

Hal Linden

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you.

Hal Holbrook

Why do I keep performing at my age? What else am I going to do? Play golf? I tried that years ago and all I did was cuss. I can do that without the walk, cuss at Congress and let [Mark]Twain do it. "Imagine that you were an idiot. And then imagine that you were a member of Congress. Wait - I've repeated myself."

Herb Caen

Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.

Azar Nafisi

A bad author can take the most moral issue and make you want to just never, ever think about that moral issue.

Bertrand Russell

Never try to discourage thinking, for you are sure to succeed.

Charles Kettering

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.

Demi Lovato

When I look back, it saddens me to think that I was so hard on myself - when I was younger, I thought I had to look like everyone else, but I learned that beauty comes from how you feel about yourself. Once I started taking care of my mind, body, and soul, I realized that I didn't need to conform to what's "normal" and started to love myself.

Demetri Martin

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

Bernie Sanders

What the Des Moines Register said - you know, there were coin - I think there were half a dozen coin flips - a fairly chaotic type situation. At the end of the day, no matter how it's recounted, it will break roughly even. I love and respect the caucus process in Iowa. See, and I don't have to say it, because they voted already.

Donna Tartt

But how,” said Charles, who was close to tears, “how can you possibly justify cold-blooded murder?’ Henry lit a cigarette. “I prefer to think of it,” he had said, “as redistribution of matter.

Donna Tartt

Love doesn't conquer everything. And whoever thinks it does is a fool.

Donna Tartt

Well, I think storytellers have always found murder a fascinating device.

Mark Twain

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.

Mark Twain

The human being places sexual intercourse above all other joys, but leaves it out of his heaven.

Marianne Williamson

Love in your mind produces love in your life. This is the meaning of Heaven. Fear in your mind produces fear in your life. This is the meaning of hell.

Marilyn Manson

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

Merry Clayton

I have always said every good thing is divinely sent from heaven.

Mencius

By exhaustively examining one's own mind,one may understand his nature.One who understands his own nature understands Heaven.

Mick Foley

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

Oscar Wilde

Each of us has heaven and hell in him...

Lucretius

Victory puts us on a level with heaven.