Famous Quotes & Sayings

Cindy Sherman

I wonder how it is that I’m fooling so many people, I’m doing one of the most stupid things in the world…and people seem to be falling for it.

Chuck Palahniuk

Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink coffee from that boot. Because you can do nothing wrong. You are always right. Even when you say, "I'm such an idiot, I'm so wrong..." you're right. You're right about being wrong. You're right even when you're an idiot. No matter how stupid your idea, you're doomed to be right because it's yours.

Chuck Palahniuk

You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid and bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility.

Alfred de Vigny

I admit that I myself am far from having a complete command of every topic I touch on, but my knowledge of my subject is always greater than the interest or the understanding of my auditors. You see, there is one very good thing about mankind; the mediocre masses make very few demands of the mediocrities of a higher order, submitting stupidly and cheerfully to their guidance

Alfie Kohn

Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question never looked carefully at a standardized test.

Amy Sedaris

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

Amy Tan

Those who don't heed the warnings don't live to admit they were stupid not to do so.

Amiri Baraka

I guess I was the most unbohemian of all bohemians. My bohemianism consisted of not wanting to get involved with the stupid stuff that I thought people wanted you to get involved with - ... namely America... Dwight Eisenhower, McCarthyism and all those great things.

Andy Samberg

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

Billy Blanks

Today is a reality, tomorrow's a promise, and yesterday's history!

Coolio

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

Coolio

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

Dan Gelber

Nasty is the new normal in Florida. Politics here is very gutterlike. It's like a very bad reality TV show that still gets very high ratings.

Clive Bell

It would follow that 'significant form' was form behind which we catch a sense of ultimate reality.

Clint Eastwood

If you're doing a biography, you try to stay as accurate as possible to reality. But you really don't know what was going on in the person's mind. You just know what was going on in the minds of people around him.

Dusty Baker

That's the reality of it. Everybody has a big two or three. The health of those big two or three ... there's a lot riding on it.

Drew Miller

We started the season off really hot, then we had some ups and downs. You can't have a season where it's perfect. It's what you want but in reality it's not going to happen all the time.

Adam Savage

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Elton John

I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly.

Willie Aames

I never thought I was particularly talented, and to be honest with you, I still don't.

Richard M. Nixon

The Italians . . . you can't find one who is honest.

Richard Roxburgh

My most difficult thing so far, to be brutally honest, has been to waltz as if I knew what I was doing.

Richard Rohr

Metaphor is the only possible language available to religion because it alone is honest about Mystery.

Robert Torricelli

Let's deal with each other honestly.

Vince Vaughn

You don't feel honest on a date, I guess. You don't really get to learn about anyone. You're kind of being polite and you can ask the questions, it's just not a great time for me.

Evan Harrison

Rob Thomas' Stripped performance is honest and pure.

Chuck Hagel

be honest with the Congress, be honest with the American people.