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witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty self-esteem humorous
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
witty stories love-story
Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story. Robyn Carr
witty night years
Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them. Virginia Woolf
witty chins
Keep a stiff upper chin. Samuel Goldwyn
witty century dialogue
Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.
fun game kids learning playing sports
Kids playing sports should be about learning the game they're playing and having fun doing it. John Tuozzo
funny great
Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time. David Pierce
fun people seems
It always seems like there's a lot of people from Milaca at the games, so it's fun to play St. John's.
fun nice teammates
It always makes for a fun night. Down here, you're with your teammates and your family, and it's always nice to be a part of something. Kris Draper
fun irritate
He'd do little things that irritate guys. Even now when he's on your team, you still see that. You think that's fun because he's on your team. Mark Buehrle
fun kid needed playing reminded supposed
He just needed to be reminded he's a kid and he's supposed to be having fun playing the game.
funny guy
He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen.
fun telling turned watch whatever
(Green) has really turned it on lately. She's been really fun to watch and I just keep telling her to keep on doing whatever she's doing.
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Harmonies come really naturally to me. I don't have to labor too hard over them. I'll sing a lead vocal, and then I will immediately have all of these other ideas for vocal harmonies. I think that some of the most fun parts of recording, for me, are the vocal harmonies. Juliana Hatfield
husband mean animal
My husband says I like animals more than I like people. I take that as the compliment he means it as. Tricia Helfer
husband party fighting
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge. Raymond Chandler
husband father men
Everything I talk about in stand-up is my experiences as an American, as a father, as a husband, as a black man, as a human being. Tracy Morgan
husband couple character
The two things that I thought were really interesting about this character [Bow] for me were that she actually loved her husband, and he loved her. The comedy was not coming from the fact that they hated each other. Which is what television couples are usually based on. Tracee Ellis Ross
husband men way
I had a patient once who dreamed she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel that way. Robert Johnson
husband book writing
I don't talk about my books while I'm writing them: not even my husband knows what a novel's about until it's done. Sarah Dessen
husband alzheimers heartbreaking
I loved my husband very much, and it was heartbreaking to have him develop Alzheimer's disease, and to stand by and watch him decline in his ability to take care of himself. Sandra Day O'Connor
husband space house
Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house. Roseanne Barr
husband thinking wife
This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: "Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?" Like he can't go over and lift up the sofa cushion himself.