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drinking keys car
I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. Robin Williams
drinking water imagination
I talk about going to [George W. Bush's] Inauguration and crying when he took the oath, 'cause I was so afraid he was going to wreck the economy and muck up the drinking water'... the failure of my pessimistic imagination at that moment boggles my mind now. Sarah Vowell
drinking mean alcohol
Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking. Samuel Johnson
drinking smoking alcohol
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars. Winston Churchill
drinking
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either. W. C. Fields
drinking wine excellence
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason W. C. Fields
drinking wine break-even
Never give a sucker an even break. W. C. Fields
drinking years alcohol
Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that needs to be addressed. Frankly, the industry has pushed us back and pushed us back. Zach Wamp
drinking men drunk
A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk. William Butler Yeats
laughing softer speaking supposed
Being Asian where you're supposed to be more quiet and softer and I was always getting reprimanded for laughing to loud or speaking to loudly. Kelly Hu
laughing people being-thankful
I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and have the most amazing friends. But, I am mostly thankful for Spanx. Whitney Cummings
laughing people lines
I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't know whether to laugh or not, and I love that comedy. Walton Goggins
laughing people rewards
I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing. Wanda Sykes
laughing study picks
They could read him, they could study him, they could pick him apart, but they couldn't laugh or be sad with him.... Roberto Bolano
laughing generations way
You have to find a way to not become bitter and live within the parameters of the situation and laugh your way through it…and you hope for a better day for the next generation. Yvette Nicole Brown
laughing people taglines
Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway. Steve Zahn
laughing disaster faster
When faced with disaster, learn to laugh faster. Robert G. Allen
laughing worry kind
I laugh, that there's a certain kind of cyclical nature to life and that I don't have to worry because whatever isn't there right now, it's coming back again. Walter Mosley
would-be individual certain
That the variability of an organism to a certain extent is a constant and certain condition of life we admit, otherwise there would be no distinguishable individuals of a species. Richard Owen
would-be be-good western
A Western would be good. I'd love to do a Western. Richard Jenkins
would-be cabins world
I'd never expected my first time to be in a cabin in the woods, but I realized the place didn't matter. The person did. With someone you loved, you could be anywhere, and it would be incredible. Being in the most luxurious bed in the world wouldn't matter if you were with someone you didn't love. Richelle Mead
would-be eruption footnotes
[Footnote:] Pliny the Elder perished in 79 A.D. when he refused to flee from the great eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, insisting that everything would be all right. It wasn't. Will Cuppy
would-be nuclear united-states
If there were Israeli attacks on Iranian nuclear facilities, it makes it certain there would be a reprisal attack against the United States at some point. Salman Rushdie
would-be reviews khomeini
The only thing worse than a bad review from the Ayatollah Khomeini would be a good review from the Ayatollah Khomeini. Salman Rushdie
would-be culture accepting
It would be good for us Africans to accept ourselves as we are and recapture some of the positive aspects of our culture. Wangari Maathai
would-be died ifs
If I died right now, my life would be complete. Tony Stewart
would-be comedy hardest
I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything. Rodney Carrington