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rivers fire suffering
A little fire is quickly trodden out, Which, being suffer'd, rivers cannot quench. William Shakespeare
rivers long soldier
You want soldiers who, when they get to a river after a long march, don't start rooting for their canteen in their pack, but just dive right in. Tom Waits
rivers sea flow
I understand that everything is connected, that all roads meet, and that all rivers flow into the same sea. Paulo Coelho
rivers feet average
Don't cross a river if it is four feet deep on average. Nassim Nicholas Taleb
rivers water grace
Now when I had mastered the language of this water, and had come to know every trifling feature that bordered the great river as familiarly as I knew the letters of the alphabet, I had made a valuable acquisition. But I had lost something, too. I had lost something which could never be restored me while I lived. All the grace, the beauty, the poetry, had gone out of the majestic river! Mark Twain
rivers denial egyptian
Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.
rivers laughing life-is-like
Life is like fording a river, stepping from one slippery stone to another, and you must rejoice every time you don't lose your balance, and learn to laugh at all the times you do. Merle Shain
rivers world goats
Every universe, our own included, begins in conversation. Every golem in the history of the world, from Rabbi Hanina's delectable goat to the river-clay Frankenstein of Rabbi Judah Loew ben Bezalel, was summoned into existence through language, through murmuring, recital, and kabbalistic chitchat -- was, literally, talked into life. Michael Chabon
rivers gossip water
Gossip, unlike river water, flows both ways. Michael Korda
texas relief welfare
Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. Carol Burnett
texas chaos
Texas has no system in place, and what you have is chaos. Steven Hall
texas hair want
I don't want my hair to be ridiculous. But in Texas I do wear a hat a lot, so I probably have hat-head more than I'm aware of. Thomas Haden Church
texas australia bahamas
I love to fish offshore for billfish, and have fished all over for them from the Bahamas, St. Thomas, Venezuela, Panama, Costa Rica, Mexico to the Texas gulf. I haven't made it to Australia yet, but someday I'm going. George Strait
texas curiosity odessa
I always had a curiosity about Texas. I had a curiosity about small-town life, although, granted, Odessa's not a tiny town. Buzz Bissinger
texas parent goes-on
When I was young, my family didn't go on outings to the circus or trips to Disneyland. We couldn't afford them. Instead, we stayed in our small rural West Texas town, and my parents took us to cemeteries. Jenny Lawson
texas west
Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me. George H. W. Bush
texas america people
I am about the people of the United States of America and the people of Houston, Texas. Sheila Jackson Lee
texas different looks
If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus Lee Trevino
water healthy trying
I try to eat healthy all the time. I don't eat takeaways. I drink mostly water or coconut water. Conor McGregor
water my-friends
Be like water, my friend. Bruce Lee
water shallow bottom
Display is like shallow water, where you can see the muddy bottom. Alphonse Karr
water tea add
I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’. Andy Weir
water skins care
Drink a bunch of water and get facials regularly. I take care of my skin. Angela Bassett
water foam add
A meringue is really nothing but a foam. And what is a foam after all, but a big collection of bubbles? And what's a bubble? It's basically a very flimsy little latticework of proteins draped with water. We add sugar to this structure, which strengthens it. But things can, and do, go wrong. Alton Brown
water grass-is-greener-on-the-other-side may
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. No, not at all. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be. Robert Fulghum
water life-and-death rising
Life and death matters, yes. And the question of how to behave in this world, how to go in the face of everything. Time is short and the water is rising. Raymond Carver
water rats baths
The water bath has a platform which the rats learn to find because they don't like to get wet. Then you remove the platform. But you don't tell the rats. Susumu Tonegawa