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A little fire is quickly trodden out, Which, being suffer'd, rivers cannot quench. William Shakespeare
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You want soldiers who, when they get to a river after a long march, don't start rooting for their canteen in their pack, but just dive right in. Tom Waits
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In a life properly lived, you’re a river, Jim Harrison
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You can always tell the old river hand by the way in which he stretches himself out upon the cushions at the bottom of the boat, and encourages the rowers by telling them anecdotes about the marvellous feats he performed last season.. Jerome K. Jerome
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Cassivelaunus had prepared the river for Caesar, by planting it full of stakes (and had, no doubt, put up a notice-board).
rivers goes-on
The river of sludge will go on and on. It isn’t about me. Jackie Kennedy
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A complex decision is like a great river, drawing from its many tributaries the innumerable premises of which it is constituted. Herbert Simon
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There is nothing wrong with "women's studies" that studying the right women can't cure, but feminist literary scholars have a penchant for dragging the rivers of deserved obscurity for third-rate neurotics. Florence King
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I have been out again on the river, rowing. I find nothing new. Fanny Kemble
texas relief welfare
Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. Carol Burnett
texas hair want
I don't want my hair to be ridiculous. But in Texas I do wear a hat a lot, so I probably have hat-head more than I'm aware of. Thomas Haden Church
texas australia bahamas
I love to fish offshore for billfish, and have fished all over for them from the Bahamas, St. Thomas, Venezuela, Panama, Costa Rica, Mexico to the Texas gulf. I haven't made it to Australia yet, but someday I'm going. George Strait
texas curiosity odessa
I always had a curiosity about Texas. I had a curiosity about small-town life, although, granted, Odessa's not a tiny town. Buzz Bissinger
texas parent goes-on
When I was young, my family didn't go on outings to the circus or trips to Disneyland. We couldn't afford them. Instead, we stayed in our small rural West Texas town, and my parents took us to cemeteries. Jenny Lawson
texas west
Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me. George H. W. Bush
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Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak. Larry McMurtry
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There was a time when doing "Zoolander 2" that I was literally flying between the "Zoolander" shoot and "The Leftovers" in Texas and at that point, I was getting comedy whiplash. It was a relief, though, to get to Rome and be like, "Oh my God, I get to laugh on set." Justin Theroux
texas obamacare yesterday
After President Obama announced his support for net neutrality yesterday, Texas Senator Ted Cruz tweeted that 'Net neutrality is Obamacare for the Internet.' While Ted Cruz continues to be the Taylor Swift of not getting over Obamacare. Jimmy Fallon
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I try to eat healthy all the time. I don't eat takeaways. I drink mostly water or coconut water. Conor McGregor
water my-friends
Be like water, my friend. Bruce Lee
water shallow bottom
Display is like shallow water, where you can see the muddy bottom. Alphonse Karr
water skins care
Drink a bunch of water and get facials regularly. I take care of my skin. Angela Bassett
water foam add
A meringue is really nothing but a foam. And what is a foam after all, but a big collection of bubbles? And what's a bubble? It's basically a very flimsy little latticework of proteins draped with water. We add sugar to this structure, which strengthens it. But things can, and do, go wrong. Alton Brown
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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. No, not at all. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be. Robert Fulghum
water life-and-death rising
Life and death matters, yes. And the question of how to behave in this world, how to go in the face of everything. Time is short and the water is rising. Raymond Carver
water video internet
I looked back, but Bast and Sadie seemed fine. They were still staring at the water as if it were some amazing Internet video. Rick Riordan
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The wave is the same thing as the water, the effect is the cause in another form Swami Vivekananda