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funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
funny sarcastic yield
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
funny humorous soul
She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.
funny humorous expectations
I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
funny humorous rolling
For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
funny humorous majority
In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article
funny humorous thinking
Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.
gone certain rings
To boldly go where no uploaded metahuman colony has gone before' has a certain ring to it, doesn't it? Charles Stross
gone lions ifs
Gone! And you and I quite crestfallen. It’s always like that, you can’t keep him; it’s not as if he were a tame lion. C. S. Lewis
gone
Gone! ...And you and I quite crestfallen.
gone faces joyful
All, all are gone, the old familiar faces. Charles Lamb
gone soda flats
all my bounce has gone flat, like soda with the top left off. Charlaine Harris
gone eternal-sunshine clementines
clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon. Joel: I know Clementine: What do we do? Joel: Enjoy it. Charlie Kaufman
gone cry
I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me. Bill Watterson
gone happens line point processes reach security
There is no point in speculating what happens down the line if you reach an impasse. But there is a lot of processes that have to be gone through before you are at that point, not least the Security Council. Tony Blair
gone
We've always gone non-smoking in communities where (a ban) has passed. Jim Taylor
liquor-stores should alcoholics
Should alcoholics go to liquor stores? Ally Carter
liquor power reason together
For the same reason the saloon, together with the intemperance and the liquor power which it represents, is multiplied in the city. Josiah Strong
liquor said good-place
This is a good place," he said. "There's a lot of liquor," I agreed. Ernest Hemingway