Famous Quotes & Sayings

Cindy Sherman

I wonder how it is that I’m fooling so many people, I’m doing one of the most stupid things in the world…and people seem to be falling for it.

Chuck Palahniuk

Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink coffee from that boot. Because you can do nothing wrong. You are always right. Even when you say, "I'm such an idiot, I'm so wrong..." you're right. You're right about being wrong. You're right even when you're an idiot. No matter how stupid your idea, you're doomed to be right because it's yours.

Chuck Palahniuk

You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid and bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility.

Alfred de Vigny

I admit that I myself am far from having a complete command of every topic I touch on, but my knowledge of my subject is always greater than the interest or the understanding of my auditors. You see, there is one very good thing about mankind; the mediocre masses make very few demands of the mediocrities of a higher order, submitting stupidly and cheerfully to their guidance

Alfie Kohn

Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question never looked carefully at a standardized test.

Amy Sedaris

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

Amy Tan

Those who don't heed the warnings don't live to admit they were stupid not to do so.

Amiri Baraka

I guess I was the most unbohemian of all bohemians. My bohemianism consisted of not wanting to get involved with the stupid stuff that I thought people wanted you to get involved with - ... namely America... Dwight Eisenhower, McCarthyism and all those great things.

Andy Samberg

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

Paul Hayes

I said, 'You're not going to have any help for the handicapped?' And he said, 'No, you had your chance.' They're putting blame all on people not wanting to go, but that isn't so,

John Green

And I don’t blame him. I don’t even trust me.

Joe Nichols

You know, I'd like to sit here and blame everybody else for my trouble. I just can't do that. I can't find it in myself to do it.

Malcolm Forbes

Accepting blame when it's not really due sometimes makes the point better.

Paul Chevedden

The Jesuits have disseminated half a story, while burying the other half. They are engaged in a campaign of cover-up and spin that places all the blame on Jim.

Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Jim Hill

To turn around and blame the parties? He's the governor. He's the one who can make things happen.

Dave Foreman

a calculated campaign to blame gay men for the church's own criminal conduct in fostering and covering up decades of sex abuse.

Sean Garnett

It's key for us to score first, and we didn't do that tonight. I'm proud of the way my boys kept fighting. But I didn't do a good enough job getting them prepared. I take the blame for that.

Arthur Conan Doyle

I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me.

Patrick Rothfuss

I'm honestly not a big fan of pitching things. I'm a firm believer of letting the product speak for iteself.

Lauren Oliver

When he speaks again, I can tell that he's smiling. "So I guess we saved each other.

Oliver Goldsmith

We seldom speak of the virtue which we have, but much oftener of that which we lack.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

No one can speak well, unless he thoroughly understands his subject.

Marcel Achard

The lower one speaks the closer a woman listens.

Meister Eckhart

God is the word that speaks itself.

Pete Seeger

If there's something wrong, speak up!

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Though we speak nonsense, God will pick out the meaning of it.