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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. Aziz Ansari
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I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets." Brad Williams
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Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians. Aubrey Plaza
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The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not. Doug Stanhope
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I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. Tom Green
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I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be. Taylor Momsen
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I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role. Marcus Brigstocke
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Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman. Jim Carrey
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When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever. Hannibal Buress
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A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Art Buchwald
want bottom pregnant
Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom. Busy Philipps
want married fascinating
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. Alain de Botton
want periods should
I'm just about equality, period. It's not like, I'm a woman, women should be in charge! I just want there to be equality for everybody. Miley Cyrus
want ifs
You can get it if you really want
want what-you-want ifs
If peace is really what you want, then you will choose peace. Eckhart Tolle
want needs internet
The public don't want to authorize the internet to become a battleground. We need to do everything we can as a society to keep that a neutral zone, to keep that an economic zone that can reflect our values, both politically, socially, and economically. Edward Snowden
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I'm living what I always wanted to do. Bruce Boxleitner
want knows
I'm not a diva. I know what I like and I know what I want. Britney Spears
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It is better to watch things then to do them. Dan Castellaneta
watches snl episodes
If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode. Andy Samberg
watches type porch
I'm not the type to sit on the porch and watch life go by. Sally Rand
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I will watch everything that Cary Grant did, or Kubrick made or Bergman. Tim Roth
watches hawks fats
Some things are worth the fat and calories, although I have to watch it like a hawk. Megyn Kelly
watches rolex
He could not just wear a watch. It had to be a Rolex. Ian Fleming
watches hours jennifer
Oh my God, I could watch Jennifer Coolidge for hours. JJ Feild
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I don't normally watch myself on the telly. Frank Bruno
watches eating type
I'm an adventurer and I enjoy all types of things, and eating is a part of that. It's just too bad we have to watch what we eat. Lynda Carter