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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. Aziz Ansari
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I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets." Brad Williams
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Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians. Aubrey Plaza
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The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not. Doug Stanhope
comedian pay clubs
I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. Tom Green
comedian wish comedy
I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be. Taylor Momsen
comedian actors roles
I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role. Marcus Brigstocke
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I am a comedian and I started in stand-up when I was 22. Jenny Slate
comedian laziness ifs
Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness. Jim Gaffigan
want nervous breakdown
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Art Buchwald
want bottom pregnant
Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom. Busy Philipps
want married fascinating
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. Alain de Botton
want periods should
I'm just about equality, period. It's not like, I'm a woman, women should be in charge! I just want there to be equality for everybody. Miley Cyrus
want ifs
You can get it if you really want
want free-will what-you-want
You are free to do what you want, but you are not free to want what you want. Arthur Schopenhauer
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Mensch kann tun was er will; er kann aber nicht wollen was er will. (One can choose what to do, but not what to want.)
want what-you-want ifs
If peace is really what you want, then you will choose peace. Eckhart Tolle
want flow making-money
An enlightened person or business is not concerned primarily with making money, because when you are concerned with making money you want the future more than the present. Whenever you want the future more than you want the present, true intelligence cannot flow into what you do, because it can do so only when you are totally aligned with the present moment.
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It is better to watch things then to do them. Dan Castellaneta
watches snl episodes
If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode. Andy Samberg
watches type porch
I'm not the type to sit on the porch and watch life go by. Sally Rand
watches bergman made
I will watch everything that Cary Grant did, or Kubrick made or Bergman. Tim Roth
watches pianist
'The Pianist' is a movie I could watch over and over again. Vidal Sassoon
watches
I always watch the work I do. Tamara Tunie
watches knows my-time
I don't wear a watch. How do I know my time? I find that someone will always tell me. Michael Patrick King
watches calling compliment
Calling a show a 'guilty pleasure' is like saying 'I'm embarrassed to say I watch it but I can't stop.' That's not a compliment. Shonda Rhimes
watches difficult audience
I'm so critical of my own work that it's difficult for me to disassociate myself and watch it as an audience. Tobey Maguire