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hilarious girl boys
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. Amy Poehler
hilarious hurt mean
Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on.
hilarious feel-good kicks
Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better.
hilarious peace humor
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Dan Chaon
hilarious cooking kitchen
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen Rita Rudner
hilarious language
I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language. Simon Cowell
hilarious heart challenges
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out. Michael Scott
hilarious focus salad
I want to focus on my salad. Martha Stewart
hilarious honest obsessed truly writer
I am truly obsessed with Lena Dunham. I find everything about her unique and refreshing. She is a brilliant, hilarious and honest writer who is not afraid to make her audience uncomfortable. Spencer Kayden
texas relief welfare
Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. Carol Burnett
texas games play
This whole thing that's happened to me, you see, this whole success thing..it hasn't yet really compromised the position that I took a long time ago in Texas, that was to be true to myself, to be the person that I...that was on inside of me and not play games... Janis Joplin
texas museums causes
I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it. Bill Hicks
texas car murder
I was in prison for a charge in Texas, murder one. Back in the '70s in Texas, I was there. I heard the shot. I was in the car. Duane Chapman
texas ideas boards
And, Bruce and I are pretty close as well. We're both from Texas and we both understand each other. When I'm having trouble with a scene, I'll just go over to him and be like, "I have no idea what's happening here. What are we doing?" He's just been such a wonderful sounding board and, obviously, he's a tremendously talented actor. Angie Harmon
texas chaos
Texas has no system in place, and what you have is chaos. Steven Hall
texas america opinion
This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.” “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
texas hospitality born
Well, I was born in El Paso, Texas, it was in the nearest hospital to the family farm. Sam Donaldson
texas strife bloodshed
I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her. Sam Houston
people train year
People train for this all year like the Olympics. Michael White
people winter
People think, 'It's a winter hike, I don't have to take as much water,' but they do.
people risen
People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?'
people realize
People should come out just to realize what's going on around them. It's about the big picture.
people repeated vigilant watching
People should be vigilant about such extraneous charges. But this will probably be only a one-time shocker for most people. It won't be repeated because you'll be watching for it. Robert Rosenberg
people preparing sure taking
People should be preparing for this, ... I'm sure they're not taking it nonchalantly. Jeb Bush
people property
People should be able to say what they want, as long as it's on their property and they own the property, it should be able to be put up.
people shot
People shot anything. It was like going on a safari.