Famous Quotes & Sayings

Woody Allen

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

William Hazlitt

Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm.

Jonathan Swift

It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.

Tom Bodett

Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.

Alexis Ohanian

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

Groucho Marx

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

Gore Vidal

Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the absurd beliefs of another group is a good way of recognizing the potential absurdity of many of one's own cherished beliefs.

Jim Butcher

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Charlie Trotter

If I have to use some sarcasm or . . . do whatever, ... I'll do what I have to do.

Bobby Bowden

I wanted to see what we could do throwing the ball,

David Berry

You can't keep throwing us around. Accommodate your own people.

Cliff Lee

Mostly, I was throwing fastballs and locating them.

Willie Randolph

I don't like throwing superlatives around, but you've got to like what you see.

Richard Benjamin

I always say that you should remake flops, not hits.

Truman Capote

I remember things the way they should have been.

William S. Burroughs

We should exterminate all rational thought.

William Shatner

Success should always be just beyond your grasp.

John C. Maxwell

If you wouldn't follow yourself, why should anyone else?

Joko Beck

It's of no use to look back and say, "I should have been different." At any given moment, we are the way we are, and we see what we're able to see. For that reason, guilt is always inappropriate.

Emily Bronte

I cannot express it: but surely you and everybody have a notion that there is, or should be, an existence of yours beyond you.

Emily Dickinson

Had we less to say to those we love, perhaps we should say it oftener.

Li Zhaoxing

They were so indifferent. They simply said, 'Well, we're sorry.' Then they shrugged their shoulders and walked away.