Famous Quotes & Sayings

Aziz Ansari

Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.

Brad Williams

I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets."

Aubrey Plaza

Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.

Doug Stanhope

The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

Tom Green

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

Taylor Momsen

I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be.

Marcus Brigstocke

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.

Jim Gaffigan

Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?

Jim Gaffigan

I love stand-up comedians. I really do.

Brian Tracy

If you do not do the thing you fear, the fear controls your life.

Rick Nielsen

Everything works if you let it

Stephenie Meyer

It Will Be As If I Never Existed

Tablo

What's the point of beauty if it's only seen by one?

Thandie Newton

If we're all living in ourselves and mistaking it for life, then we're devaluing and desensitizing life.

Matt Mullenweg

Get the 1.0 out as soon as possible...even if it sucks.

Namie Amuro

If I get to wrapped up in how I have to be, or what I have to do, things gradually get worse and worse.

Gertrude Stein

If you can do it then why do it?

Iggy Azalea

Once you go great, you never go good..You never go back, even if you could..