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hilarious organization secret
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies. Robert Conquest
hilarious years ems
All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years. Sarah Palin
hilarious husband tvs
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. Wendy Liebman
hilarious ego accepted
Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest. Willard Scott
hilarious country europe
I thought Europe was a country? Kellie Pickler
hilarious sex
You can't take anything like that seriously. I mean, sex is pretty hilarious anyway. Siouxsie Sioux
hilarious way funny-one-liner
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Emo Philips
hilarious gay judging
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive? Ellen DeGeneres
hilarious himself moments overcome surrounded together
It made for some hilarious moments to see him and his friends try to overcome these issues. He surrounded himself with his friends who had no idea how to put together anything like this. Jeff Newman
sailing arms knees
The happiest hour a sailor sees Is when he's down At an inland town, With his Nancy on his knees, yo ho! And his arm around her waist! W. S. Gilbert
sailing
Nothing goes to windward like a 747. Tracee Ellis Ross
sailing nautical port
To reach a port we must set sail Franklin D. Roosevelt
sailing boat bother
A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it. P. J. O'Rourke
sailing sail
It is time to be old To take in sail. Ralph Waldo Emerson
sailing boat pleasure
I used to own a dingy and can still sail one if pushed, but I like the pleasure boats. John Dyer
sailing pushing enough
If you're not getting close to capsize, you're provably not pushing hard enough James Spithill
sailing care soap
Ports are necessities, like postage stamps or soap, but they seldom seem to care what impressions they make. Elizabeth Bishop
sailing
Nothing comes sailing by itself. Alexander Dale Oen
pay
I think in the long run, it'll pay off, Eric Swanson
pay signed
What you get when you come here is you pay way too much for my stuff, but you get it signed by me, demonstrated by me, Harry Anderson
pays works
He really works with you and pays attention. Josh Thomas
pay talking tower tv
He said, 'You do know which TV tower I was talking about, don't you? I said, 'Yeah, the one on the right.' And he said, 'No, it was the one on the left.' It was all my fault. I didn't really pay that much attention. Darren Clarke
pays power
He's a thug, and I want him out. He's always been a thug. I'll do everything in my power to see that he pays for it. Bryan Colangelo
payroll skeptical somewhat
I think you have to be somewhat skeptical about the payroll number. Bill Dudley
pay
I don't think they're going to pay me to play Mufasa. Keith David
pays
He does a lot of different things for me. He pays for me going to camp. He's a very big part of my life. Tyra Grant
pay done chance
You don't get many chances to pay back what's been done for you. Take them. Woody Hayes