Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, ""I love carrots."" ""Good,"" I said as I gritted my teeth real hard. ""Then maybe you and carrots would like to go into the bedroom and have sex!"" They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch.

Joe Morgan

There's not place for them (hurricane survivors) to put a bed.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I prefer to work alone – except in the bedroom. (Steele)

Mae West

To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film.

Susie Gex

Make sure they get to bed, that they have a good breakfast before lunch.

Jarrod Lyle

Lying on my back (in a hospital bed) seven years ago, I wouldn't have thought about playing the Open or doing this for a living.

Walter Cunningham

Lets put this to bed, ... It's dead.

Conor Oberst

I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers/ And laid entwined together in a bed of clover/ Left there to sleep/ Left there to dream of happiness.

Christina Aguilera

I am terribly sorry for any inconvenience caused, but my doctor has ordered me to my bed and told me I cannot perform for at least 10 days.

Author unknown

I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.

Judy Gold

I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay.

In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be known as screw-boys.

Dave Long

I've known him for a long time since we were kids, he is one of those type of people that doesn't seem to do anything wrong, he always tried to do what is right.

Cheech Marin

I've known about it and loved it for years,

Gary Pinkel

I've known what his weight is every single day since I've been here,

Garrett Temple

I've known Tyrus since we were about 4 years old.

Frank McNeil

I've known Tim and Letitia quite a while. It puts us all in a position of, 'Who do you believe?'

Keith Richard

I've known the man since he was 4 . . . and I was 3,

Tom Robbins

Don't be outraged, be outrageous.