Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, ""I love carrots."" ""Good,"" I said as I gritted my teeth real hard. ""Then maybe you and carrots would like to go into the bedroom and have sex!"" They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch.

Joe Morgan

There's not place for them (hurricane survivors) to put a bed.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I prefer to work alone – except in the bedroom. (Steele)

Sasha Jackson

My hair is very fine, so I use Tigi Bed Head Small Talk before I blow dry for volume, and I'm a firm believer in Tigi Rockaholic dry shampoo to keep volume throughout the day.

David Pratt

Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate.

Donald Sparrow

From the very first day, I never had to get him out of bed to come to work.

Marc Andreessen

I expected to find a bloody computer monitor in my bed the next day.

Diane Forden

If a child is still wetting the bed when he's 8, it's usually simply because he sleeps very soundly.

Brad D. Smith

I get into the office about 7 A.M., then I usually get out of the office a little after 7 P.M. I get home, I have dinner, then I spend a couple hours with my girls. I'm in bed about 9 P.M. That's the program!

Author unknown

I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.

Judy Gold

I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay.

In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be known as screw-boys.

Chad Caldwell

I've known since last year I was going to run. It was just a matter of who was going to be running with me.

Michael Robotham

I've known since I was 12 that I wanted to write. My father was a teacher, and there were so many books around, it seemed natural to pick them up.

Miguel Olivo

I've known Ramon since we were in Oakland together after I signed with the A's,

Rob Hill

I've known people who have had piercing done and in questionable areas. Many who give them aren't tattoo artists. ... Right now it is up to us to set our own standards. A lot of peoples' standards are very low.

Andrew Gaze

I've known Paul Roos for a long time so I'm going for the Swans.

Julie Brown

I've known lots of people that are talented and nothing happens. It's not about talent, it's relentless drive.

Tom Robbins

Don't be outraged, be outrageous.