Famous Quotes & Sayings

Daniel Handler

I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!

E. B. White

I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles.

Albert Einstein

Happiness, as a pursuit, is suitable only for pigs.

E. Howard Hunt

So the reason that the Bay of Pigs failed was that the original promise made by Eisenhower was not kept by the subsequent Administration. It allowed hostile air to wipe out the approaching invasion force.

Albert Brooks

I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.

Suzanne Collins

Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don’t even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I’m being upstaged by a dead pig.

Matthew Scully

Go into the largest livestock operation, search out the darkest and tiniest stall or pen, single out the filthiest, most forlorn little lamb or pig or calf, and that is one of God's creatures you're looking at, morally indistinguishable from your beloved Fluffy or Frisky.

Michael Buckley

I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know exactly what to do.

Ernest Hemingway

I am like a blind pig when I work.

Mick Jagger

I am not very conscious of the figures of speech that I use.

Gene Fowler

I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.

Robin Quivers

We shouldn't have free speech.

Moby

I always feel kind of absurd and presumptuous presenting a speech.

Mark Twain

Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

Mary MacLane

However great one's gift of language may be, there is always something that one cannot tell.

Ovid

Only begin, and you will become eloquent of yourself.

Jimmy Wales

Free speech includes the right to not speak.

Lord Byron

There is no traitor like him whose domestic treason plants the poniard within the breast that trusted to his truth

Fred Bentley

This is not just putting lipstick on the big chicken.

Fantasia Barrino

My lips are big, but my talent is bigger.

Alanis Morissette

I don't like it when my lips steal the show,

Yevgeny Zamyatin

All women are lips, nothing but lips.

David Letterman

I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!