Famous Quotes & Sayings

Robin Hobb

One had a knife. But I had a staff and was trained to use it.

Dave Barry

Never lick a steak knife.

Emma Forrest

He was addicted to me and now he has gone cold turkey. He used to send me fifty texts a day. And now he is ignoring me. It's like I was once his Barack Obama. And now I am John McCain, conceding defeat like a sad-face sock puppet, knowing I have sold the best of myself. He, my electorate, not only does not want me, he actively feels pity.