![My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our sexual problems, and she's sitting in the front row smiling. I just go, "Mom, you can't sit in the front row, you can't smile. You have to go way in the back and dress in black. If I see you it's like you're breaking in when I'm having sex with my wife. It's just wrong."](/assets/img/quote-photos/my-mom-comes-to-see-my-shows-because-shes-so-proud-but-im-talking-about-losi.jpg)
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