Famous Quotes & Sayings

Baruch Spinoza

He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity.

Oliver Goldsmith

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative

Kurt Braunohler

I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place.

T. J. Miller

Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

Elfriede Jelinek

was made into an award-winning film, ''for her musical flow of voices and countervoices in novels and plays that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the absurdity of society's cliches and their subjugating power.

Alan Adler

Anybody who has the problem -- in any state -- can get the service for it. They should bring their vehicles in. If it's the issue covered by the recall, it will be taken care of.

Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!

Jack Russo

This is not my thing, this hero thing. This is just what anybody else would do. I'm just glad I was there.

Mike Scioscia

The White Sox execute small ball probably better than anybody in our league,

Jack Abraham

That genre of music is one that anybody can at the very least tolerate and enjoy.

Shellie Samuels

You're not going to go to your minister. You're not going to go to anybody upstanding, ... When you hear how bad these guys are -- just keep in mind that's why they were picked.

Harold Roberts

This is both the happiest and the saddest day of my life, ... I have yet to be called by Bradford O'Keefe (Funeral Home) for anybody in our congregation.

Bill Saturno

We didn't tell anybody until March of 2002 ? that's when the April National Geographic was released with the first article about the site.

Russell Biundo

There is definitely a better connection with her than anybody else. What we all want is a connection so that when I say, 'Lift one finger,' he does it. Boom, then we have a party.

Bill Muir

As European markets move farther east, Ukraine becomes cost-competitive with our most competitive places.

Rig Veda

A scholar always treads on the path of righteousness and as result becomes successful.

Bob Kelly

What this means is that Windows becomes the platform for virtualization. Customers will consolidate existing systems to Windows using virtual technology. This is very compelling to our customer base.

Thomas Carlyle

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong

Jerry Glanville

not only important to them, it may be passionate to them. That's what you really need. I can see where it becomes important to another guy every day. I can see where it becomes passionate to a different person some days. When it becomes passionate to 11 players, you're different from the rest of the teams. We're trying to get in that direction.

Peter Porter

The Natural world, in fact, enters us and becomes ,well, becomes really a kind of life, it has a pilgrimage through us.

Rodney Hide

Don Brash must end the speculation over his leadership before it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

James Howard Kunstler

Ever-busy, ever-building, ever-in-motion, ever-throwing-out the old for the new, we have hardly paused to think about what we are so busy building, and what we have thrown away. Meanwhile, the everyday landscape becomes more nightmarish and unmanageable each year.

Terence McElroy

That is not illegal. All bets are off because that becomes part of the package.