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funny-marriage return fantasy
One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. Bernard Malamud
funny-marriage pay investment
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Bob Monkhouse
funny-marriage tvs buttons
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. Rick Reilly
funny-marriage guy want
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. Sam Kinison
funny-marriage forever soul
The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever. Russell M. Nelson
funny-marriage wife only-time
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. Kin Hubbard
funny-marriage wife too-much
Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same. Oscar Wilde
funny-marriage done married
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. Henny Youngman
funny-marriage wonder blushing
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about? Gracie Allen
guilty clinton american-history
It's a deal that will lead to a nuclear Iran, an Israel that will be less safe and secure, and a much more dangerous Middle East. Let's ask it: Hillary Clinton, as an inept negotiator of the worst nuclear arms deal in American history. Is she guilty or not guilty? Chris Christie
guilty innocent ability
This backlog affects not just the ability to identify and convict the guilty, but it also affects our ability to identify the innocent. Chris Asplen
guilty party point technical
We are a guilty party from a technical point of view. Gideon Gono
guilty glory crime
Glory grows guilty of detested crimes. William Shakespeare
guilty hate hour lying minutes people telling tend truth worth
Unfortunately, as much as I am gullible, I also hate lying. I tend to tell the truth a lot... lying just isn't worth it. But I think I'm guilty of telling people that I'm 5 minutes away when really I'm about 45 or an hour away. Monica Raymund
guilty feels frivolous
I am frivolous. Then I feel guilty. Catherine Deneuve
guilty money prove resolved stolen treats
It's a frightening thing. You don't know what's going to happen. You don't know anything will be resolved and you must prove that you are innocent. You are guilty - everyone treats you as if you have stolen all this money from them. Mark Thompson
guilty written
A written plea of not guilty is what we anticipate. Randall McGruther
guilty ours player proven scar
A player of ours has been proven guilty of biting. That's a scar that will never heal.